Here Comes The UPS Strike Fun…

Seeking to improve its financial standing, the Louisville Arena Authority may ask Kentucky lawmakers to extend tax-funded support for the KFC Yum! Center for at least an additional decade. [WDRB]

UPS aircraft mechanics and maintenance workers announced Monday that their union had voted overwhelmingly to authorize a strike – a move designed to apply pressure during ongoing contract bargaining. [C-J/AKN]

A century of weather records show there’s no escape in Louisville from the fingerprints of climate change, as local temperatures climb and seasons are altered, research at the University of Louisville has found. [WHAS11]

Of all the lies politicians have told struggling Eastern Kentuckians over the years, few are more cruel than the “war on coal” myth. [Tom Eblen]

Louisville Metro police said a bicyclist hit and injured last week has died. [WLKY]

Hillary Clinton not only won the popular vote in Tuesday’s election. It is now clear that she won it by a margin larger than two candidates who went on to win the presidency. [HuffPo]

The Louisville Metro Police Department is responding to a shooting in the 800 block of Midway Avenue in the California neighborhood. [WAVE3]

Transportation advocates are excited by the prospect of an infrastructure package passing under President-elect Donald Trump next year, but there are a number of other transportation issues that could see action during the lame duck session of Congress. [The Hill]

Nathan Warner met his pug-shepherd mix, Umbra, shortly after returning from Afghanistan, where he was stationed in 2006 and 2007 with the U.S. Army National Guard. [WFPL]

The protests in major U.S. cities against Republican Donald Trump’s surprise presidential election victory have been impromptu affairs, quickly organized by young Americans with a diverse array of backgrounds and agendas. [Reuters]

Aetna Inc.’s CEO thinks the way to solve the problems with Obamacare is to keep the most popular parts of it. [Business First]

Season two of the A&E TV show “60 Days In,” set inside the Clark County jail, ended with an “aftermath” reunion special Thursday night. [News & Tribune]

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A Gun Range Is Just What Clarksville Needs To Get Over It’s Reputation Of Being A Hot Mess, Right?

Audrey Cox is getting close to 80 and loves her neighborhood as much as the day she moved in. [WDRB]

Well, if it isn’t a living stereotype. An asshole blonde cheerleader spewing racist horseshit. [C-J/AKN]

A new name, a new sign. Kosair Children’s Hospital is now officially called Norton Children’s Hospital. The names of other Norton healthcare entities serving children also have new names. [WHAS11]

Don’t get too full of yourself, Jeff. Because I’ve spent the past decade surrounding you while the Democrats sat around twiddling their thumbs. Jeff Hoover, a Jamestown attorney who has been in the state House since 1997, will be elected Kentucky’s first Republican speaker of the House of Representatives in 95 years and only the third in Kentucky’s history. [H-L]

A pedestrian hit by an SUV while crossing Broadway last Friday morning has died. [WLKY]

And so, the so-called “unthinkable” has happened. Donald Trump, the racist, sexist, xenophobic candidate of the Republican alt-right, has been elected President of the United States. [HuffPo]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! You’ll never see local media freak out over the death like this. Not like they do when a random police officer gets killed 2,500 miles away. [WAVE3]

Donald Trump’s presidency is going to be a disaster for the white working class. Thank goodness half of them are too stupid (you voted for him) to realize it. [Vox]

Laura Ellis deserves to do more work like this because she’s terrific. Louisville needs more people like her. What do you wonder about Louisville, and the people who call it home? Last month, WFPL News launched a new series called Curious Louisville. [WFPL]

The Russian government had contact with advisers to Donald J. Trump during the American presidential campaign, one of the country’s top diplomats said Thursday. [NY Times]

Chicago Cubs fans are relishing that World Series win, and one Louisville brand is feeling the love. [Business First]

The Oct. 20 announcement that FireKing Security Group is planning to open a new distribution center in New Albany was historic for a couple reasons. [News & Tribune]

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The First Story Is Beyond Horrific

Police say a railroad supervisor discovered a gruesome scene Monday in Louisville’s Parkland neighborhood. [WDRB]

Go looking for Donald Trump’s Kentucky, and you might find yourself on Terry Wright’s front porch. [C-J/AKN]

A Justice from the nation’s highest court stopped in the Derby City Monday as she received one of the top honors from the University of Louisville. [WHAS11]

The University of Kentucky is making a dramatic change in how it gives out financial aid by concentrating more on students who need help paying for college. [H-L]

The Chicago Cubs’ bats for the World Series will soon be headed to Cleveland. [WLKY]

Donald Trump’s unpopularity is threatening to take the Republican Senate majority down with him. [HuffPo]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Almost a year has passed since now-Miss Kentucky USA Kyle Hornback took the Breaking Cardinal Rules scandal to court, alleging that self-proclaimed ‘Escort Queen’ Katina Powell’s claims of providing strippers and sexual favors to UofL men’s basketball recruits devalued any graduate’s academic degree. [WAVE3]

Matt Bevin lost another round in court Friday when a Franklin Circuit Judge declined to vacate or amend his earlier ruling that Bevin could not abolish the University of Louisville Board of Trustees. [Ronnie Ellis]

If you’re wondering why trust in GLI continues to fall, here’s a look at how Kent Oyler is claiming to be unsure of the presidential election. [WFPL]

Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton has a double-digit lead in the inaugural ABC News 2016 tracking poll released Sunday morning. [The Hill]

A retail and restaurant development on the retail-heavy Veterans Parkway in Clarksville took a leap forward earlier this week. [Business First]

Taking a second shot at securing funding for upgrades and rebuilt schools, the New Albany-Floyd County Consolidated School Corp. has an $87 million referendum on the ballot for Nov. 8. [News & Tribune]

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Louisville Loves It A Good Hit & Run

The recent increase in violence has a local organization asking for the community to make a pledge for peace. [WDRB]

One woman was killed early Saturday morning in the second of a series of hit-and-run accidents near the corner of Outer Loop and Grade Lane. [C-J/AKN]

An early morning hit and run at Grade Lane and Outer Loop has left one woman dead and another in the hospital. [WHAS11]

Watching the live stream Thursday as the University of Louisville reacted to the NCAA notice of allegations that alleges U of L committed four level-one rules infractions relating to the school’s “escorts in the basketball dorm” scandal, one thing struck me as funny. [H-L]

Louisville police are investigating a double shooting Saturday in the Park Hill neighborhood. [WLKY]

Karl Rove is throwing in the towel. In an appearance on “Fox News Sunday,” the Republican strategist said that Donald Trump’s poll numbers are simply too dismal to end in victory on election night. [HuffPo]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! After a triple shooting in the Park Hill neighborhood Friday, two men were shot Saturday afternoon nearby in the Algonquin neighborhood. The shootings happened in a part of town that WAVE 3 News has identified as one of the city’s most dangerous. One member of the Louisville Metro Council says he knows where to place the blame. [WAVE3]

Internal emails between officials in the Kentucky Transportation Department last October indicate Democratic state Rep. Russ Meyer knew about a right-of-way dispute on a road project in his district which was subsequently cancelled by Republican Gov. Matt Bevin. [Ronnie Ellis]

A judge has denied Gov. Matt Bevin’s request to vacate a ruling against the governor’s overhaul of the University of Louisville Board of Trustees. [WFPL]

It was a powerful piece of technology created for an important customer. The Medusa system, named after the mythical Greek monster with snakes instead of hair, had one main purpose: to vacuum up vast quantities of internet data at an astonishing speed. [The Intercept]

The Louisville-Jefferson County Metropolitan Sewer District plans to review years of past contracts to see whether there are ways it could better utilize minority and women-owned business contractors. [Business First]

With just weeks to go before Election Day, gubernatorial candidates Eric Holcomb and John Gregg met separately with CNHI’s Indiana editors to discuss a range of topics of interest to voters. [News & Tribune]

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The Worst Thing On Earth, Probably

From A Kentucky Newspaper:

Dr. George Nichols, a season-ticket holder who was formerly Kentucky’s chief medical examiner, said: “There was many inappropriate things that (former President James) Ramsey did. But to punish the basketball program proactively was a wise decision.

“It is better to spank yourself before somebody else does, but it won’t hurt as much.”

He said the allegations don’t answer the questions of where McGee got the money to entertain recruits and prospects, and university officials deflected questions from reporters about that. But given the benefits totaled only an averaged about $1,350 a year, McGee could have afforded that from his own salary, which exceeded $100,000 annually by the time he left Louisville.

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Constants: Gun Deaths & UofL Shenanigans

Two public high schools in Jefferson County are seeking an appeal to the Kentucky Department of Education, asking the state to reconsider the labels given to Valley and Fern Creek high schools following the release of their latest test scores, according to a proposal up for board approval on Tuesday. [WDRB]

The University of Louisville publicly released the NCAA’s notice of allegations on Thursday after the organization’s year-long investigation into U of L’s men’s basketball program, and the NCAA charges U of L with four Level I violations – the highest level – and cites Louisville coach Rick Pitino with failure to monitor an employee. [C-J/AKN]

The Louisville area crossed a grim line Wednesday when it recorded its 100th homicide for the year, reaching triple digits for the first time in four decades. [WHAS11]

Lexington’s minimum wage will roll back to $7.25 an hour after the state Supreme Court ruled Thursday that Kentucky cities do not have the authority to raise the minimum wage. [H-L]

Louisville police are investigating a shooting sent three people to the hospital. Police say all three victims were shot in the same location on College Court. [WLKY]

It was a tacky, hostile and personal insult, but for Trump, it was actually a euphemism of sorts. Women around the world instantly knew what he was really saying. [HuffPo]

University of Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino is accused of failing to monitor one of his coaches in a way that would prevent the sex scandal that rocked the program. That’s included in the notice of allegations released by the NCAA Thursday morning, about a year after its investigation began. [WAVE3]

It is time someone got to the bottom of everything that people say about Hillary Clinton. Who is she? More importantly, WHAT is she? [WaPo]

Kentuckians are one step closer to learning what changes will be made to their Medicaid benefits. [WFPL]

President Barack Obama ripped Donald Trump here Friday as a man who’s embraced an attack on the “global elite” only after failing to be accepted as a member of the global elite himself, attacking the Republican nominee for running an anti-American campaign with paper-thin support that’s all about InfoWars.com conspiracy theories. [Politico]

Baptist Healthcare System Inc. has asked the Kentucky Economic Development Finance Authority to consider a bond issue of as much as $459 million for the hospital system. [Business First]

The silent, living giants that tower over our neighborhoods and streets aren’t just pleasing to the eye. [News & Tribune]

Arena Mess Déjà Vu? *EYES ROLL BACK IN HEAD*

In a new round of scrutiny over the KFC Yum! Center, a Kentucky legislative panel voted unanimously Tuesday to ask for a state audit of the Louisville Arena Authority. [WDRB]

Republican vice presidential candidate Mike Pence began Friday supporting Donald Trump’s statements denying he had sexually assaulted women and promising evidence that would prove Trump’s innocence. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! It’s a concern parents don’t want to think about when they put their kids on the bus every morning, but some do. [WHAS11]

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in a pickle. The senior Kentucky Republican began the year with a tough Senate electoral map. A wildly unpredictable Republican presidential nominee, Donald Trump, has possibly made that map even harder. [H-L]

A woman has been hospitalized after being shot in the Phoenix Hill neighborhood. [WLKY]

GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump appeared to question the legitimacy of Barack Obama’s presidency once again on Saturday, referring to the president in air quotes. [HuffPo]

The new chairwoman of the University of Louisville Foundation has responded to the resignation of former chairman Dr. Bob Hughes. [WAVE3]

To understand how Donald Trump’s comments and alleged mistreatment of women are stoking the anxiety of other Republicans, look no further than the private appeal sent Wednesday to a billionaire from a super PAC backing Pennsylvania Sen. Pat Toomey. [ProPublica]

Homeownership is a dream not only of U.S. born citizens but of many who arrive here from other countries. In Kentucky, more than 26,000 immigrants own their homes. [WFPL]

A major evangelical college campus organization is allegedly instituting a policy that would result in firing employees who support same-sex marriage. [ThinkProgress]

The status of the 12-acre campus that is home to the former Urban Government Center again will be the subject of public discussion later this month. [Business First]

The Clark County Health Department is making preparations for training people how to use Narcan, which, if used appropriately, can reverse the effects of an opioid overdose. [News & Tribune]