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Check out some of our gloriously awful magnets:


And by “buy”? That really means you’re donating to help pay for hosting, storage, open records requests. You just get cool stuff as an added bonus.

It’s all homomade. By hand. Extremely limited editions. Photos don’t do things justice. Yada, yada, yada.

Today it’s just magnets but more still will be added all the time.

Hilarious/Terrifying Tip We Received…

Remember Donald Robinson?

One of the architects of the Sadie scandal at Metro Animal Services? The guy who ultimately got a promotion to work for Develop Louisville?

A tipster tells us he’s received ANOTHER PROMOTION!

He’ll allegedly be serving as an Assistant Director in Codes & Regulations.

What’s next? Giving Margaret Brosko the job Sadiqa Reynolds is leaving behind?

Possumbilly City.

Heard It Through The Dry, Boring, Monotone Greg Fischer Grapevine…

We hear through the grapevine that Metro Government maybe doesn’t archive email until a fixed time each day — like, say, 6:30 P.M. Meaning that email deleted prior to the set backup time wouldn’t get swept up into the archive.

Greg Fischer’s office wouldn’t provide an answer, which is unsurprising, so we went directly to employees who work in IT for Metro. They say it wouldn’t surprise them in the least. Others in the department clammed up when asked directly if that was occurring, giving people like Sadiqa Reynolds and Margaret Brosko the opportunity to cover their tracks.

We also hear Fischer has been withholding funding to develop a better records management system. Which should surprise absolutely no one.

Maybe The Least Transparent Administration Ever

You know that fun Real Time Crime Center?

All you enterprising journos out there should file a bunch of ORRs.

Try getting footage older than 48 hours. Maybe something from last month.

See what happens.

Bonus: We hear the Office of Performance Improvement has been trying to move all kinds of data to the open gubmint website.

But guess what?

Most of the metrics they track are collected and entered manually. Meaning there’s no source to cite for data used, no way to verify, no way to review data sets used.

When Metro staffers begged for a system to track data, they were chastised for the way they asked for it and the language used. Apparently, Fischer’s administration was upset with them mentioning that they weren’t in compliance with state and federal law. Whoopsiedaisy?

Transparency, much like compassion, is not a tenet of the Fischer world.

If it were? And if data were truly open? This would be Accountability City instead of Pedestrian Death City.

Layoffs Coming At The Local Sportsiversity?

We hear through the University of Louisville rumor mill that Dr. Kimberly Kempf-Leonard, the new UofL Arts & Sciences dean, has been speaking cryptically about laying people off come January. Allegedly saying things about her knowing who she’ll be able to let go by January.

There’s recently been a reorganization of business unit managers for all of the departments (Chemistry, English, et al) and we hear they’re the likely target. She’s called a meeting of all assistant/associate deans who work under her for early in the month. If they’re the target, it would appear she can’t fire them because of tenure.

But she can cut their dean positions they hold and pull a bunch of their cash.

Will it happen? Let’s see what goes down in a couple weeks.

Is That The Sound Of…

Greg Fischer soliciting bids from businesses to run Louisville Metro EMS?

Because we hear entities like Baptist Health have expressed interest.

Sure, just about any business could do a better job than the previous guy running LMEMS. But remember who is in charge: Greg Fischer. He’s the man who allowed Richmond several months to find a new job before “resigning” him, the guy who promoted Margaret Brosko, the guy who promoted Donald Robinson, the guy who continues to cheer on Sadiqa Reynolds, the guy who turned a blind eye when the director of Parks repeatedly drove drunk in city-owned vehicles, the guy who has regularly gone after whistleblowers (like here & here), the man who wanted you to pay more sales taxes so he could give more money to his friends, the guy who got his son off a drug/DUI charge with a citation.

Nothing to see here. Move along.