Fight The Urge To Roll Your Eyes At The UofL Foundation…

As LMPD Chief Steve Conrad met with neighbors at a peace walk in the California neighborhood Tuesday night, some of the rank and file met with their union. [WDRB]

Promising a “new era of harmony” between the University of Louisville and its foundation, the foundation’s new chairwoman has announced she’s formed a committee to review its governance and create “a structure of which the entire community can be proud.” [C-J/AKN]

The University of Louisville Foundation will meet for the first time Friday with its newly elected chairwoman. [WHAS11]

The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission wants more time to complete its environmental review of a proposed conversion of the Tennessee Gas Pipeline that runs through Kentucky. [H-L]

The Louisville Water Company has scheduled another public meeting on a controversial power generator. [WLKY]

The entire full-time University of Kentucky journalism faculty is calling for UK President Eli Capilouto to drop his suit against the school’s student newspaper and apologize for criticism leveled at the paper and its editor at a Board of Trustees meeting last Friday. [Ronnie Ellis]

Louisville Metro police are investigating whether someone with a weapon followed a Jefferson County Public School bus on its after school route. [WAVE3]

Police in Florida and other states are building up private DNA databases, in part by collecting voluntary samples from people not charged with — or even suspected of — any particular crime. [ProPublica]

A new report says some Kentuckians could be drinking a cancer-causing chemical called chromium-6. [WFPL]

If you’re a voter who cares about stopping climate change, you really need to read Donald Trump’s newest economic policy plan. [ThinkProgress]

Developers of the $60 million South Pointe Commons in Fern Creek are wasting no time after winning a major court battle last month. [Business First]

Legislation up for consideration could cause budget headaches for Greater Clark County Schools — and other districts across the state — as it prepares to finalize 2017 budgets next month. [News & Tribune]

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Maybe Stop The Whitewast That Is Claiming Louisville Is Mega-Super-OMG Compassionate And Focus On Crime? That’d Be A Good Place To Begin

We all want gun violence to end but when will we give people a reason to end it? [WDRB]

After a school security monitor slammed a girl’s head into a table at Breckinridge Metropolitan High School, her blood poured from a cut and pooled on the gym floor, a Jefferson County Public Schools investigator found. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! It’s become a hotspot for crime and now some residents in Louisville’s Taylor Berry neighborhood say they are living in fear. [WHAS11]

Only 6 percent of Kentuckians lacked health insurance in 2015, a drop of 8.3 percentage points since 2013, according to fresh data from the U.S. Census Bureau. [H-L]

Metro police are investigating an overnight shooting in Pleasure Ridge Park. [WLKY]

New national polls show the presidential race close, but Clinton remains consistently ahead. [HuffPo]

There are reports of growing unrest among officers within the Louisville Metro Police Department. [WAVE3]

A national campaign led by Walmart, Lowe’s and other big companies to let employers opt out of workers’ comp insurance was dealt a blow after the Oklahoma Supreme Court ruled such plans unconstitutional. [ProPublica]

People fighting a proposed affordable housing development in Norton Commons are not getting the support of their Louisville Metro Council representative. [WFPL]

Turns out that when it comes to fighting climate change, most Americans are willing to pay a little more to get the job done. [ThinkProgress]

United Parcel Service Inc. is looking to hire 2,500 people in the Louisville area. The openings are a combination of seasonal and permanent jobs , and they include part-time package handlers, drivers and driver-helpers. [Business First]

When Joshua Rose and Adam Miller started the Family and Friends Community Center, it was with the the hope that people of all faiths and non-faiths, with various backgrounds, could come together to share ideas to help the community. [News & Tribune]

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Possibility City: One Hotel Per Resident

Jefferson County Public Schools will soon revisit its controversial student assignment plan, but instead of focusing on diversity and choice, school board members urged the district to place a larger emphasis on equity and quality across all schools. [WDRB]

Since she was installed as president of Spalding University in 2010, Tori Murden McClure has not accepted a raise or a bonus. She turned down a car allowance and she turned down a housing allowance. Her only perk as president is a campus parking space. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Just what Louisville needs! More hotels eating up downtown. Developers have announced plans to build two high-end hotels near Louisville’s historic Whiskey Row development. [WHAS11]

His base wants few details and fewer facts; they just want to burn it down and blame their failures on the collective other. And Donald John Trump is their demonic messiah in Oompa Loompa’s clothing. [GQ]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! The family of a Louisville man who was fatally shot by two Metro police officers said those officers were reckless, malicious and grossly negligent. [WLKY]

Speaking at the Values Voter Summit on Saturday, Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin alluded to Thomas Jefferson’s famous aphorism about the need to periodically water the tree of liberty with the blood of patriots and tyrants. [Vox]

Clarksville Community Schools will soon search for a new superintendent. The Clarksville Community Board of School Trustees voted unanimously 5-0 on Tuesday not to renew Superintendent Kimberly Knott’s contract. [WAVE3]

Once upon a time, in New York City in the 1950s, a little boy didn’t like his second-grade music teacher, Charles Walker. So, the boy later boasted, he slugged Mr. Walker, giving him a black eye. [NY Times]

The murder tally in Louisville is spiking this year. As of Wednesday, Louisville Metro Police report 81 homicides since the beginning of the year. That’s the highest year-to-date total since at least 2006, police records show. [WPFL]

Donald Trump has maintained he was always against the US invasion of Iraq, but he is on record as saying otherwise. [BBC]

Louisville officials have chosen a design team to transform the look and feel of the Ninth Street underpass off Interstate 64 near downtown. [News & Tribune]

After more than a month of limbo, a local support group for people struggling with mental illness and addiction has found a new home, and it’s opening its doors to the community this weekend. [News & Tribune]

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Remember When Jerry Abramson Claimed There Were No Gangs In Louisville?

This EpiPen program was a great idea back when the devices were actually affordable. Now it’s just a Jennings-Republican-PR Spin cash grab. No mention that only four are available at a time, that they only last a year, that schools are strongly encouraged to spend cash buying additional units. [WDRB]

FBI agents out of the Louisville Division are going to increase their role in battling gangs and the drug trade here and across Kentucky after a surge of activity. [C-J/AKN]

Months before Kentucky lawmakers head back to Frankfort, a state senator filed legislation concerning storing guns safely. [WHAS11]

The University of Kentucky wants to stop using state procurement rules in hiring investment managers for its $1.2 billion endowment, a move that officials say will allow it to be more nimble and make more money. [H-L]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! A man is recovering after he was found suffering from a gunshot wound on Tuesday in the parking lot of the Home Depot on Dixie Highway. [WLKY]

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell called the events surrounding and following the attack on the American diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya, “a stupid witch hunt,” saying that fault partially lies with the US ambassador who was killed in the attack, according to personal emails. [BuzzFeed]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Troy Redd was shot and killed in New Albany on Aug. 24. “Nothing’s being said. We’re not getting any answers,” said Jade Webster, Redd’s cousin. [WAVE3]

Donald Trump’s broadside against the top military brass is drawing warnings of a crisis in civilian-military relations should he become commander in chief and begin bypassing generals and admirals now serving under President Barack Obama. [Politico]

Things are looking up for some Kentucky workers. That’s according to a new report from the left-leaning Kentucky Center for Economic Policy. [WFPL]

Coal and electricity companies paid to meet with Republican state attorneys general just weeks before those top law enforcement officials joined in suing the federal government over the EPA’s Clean Power Plan, new documents show. [ThinkProgress]

Kroger Co. rival Meijer is launching grocery home delivery service in one of Kroger’s key markets. [News & Tribune]

Jeffersonville officials are moving forward in funding two major 10th Street projects through a $30 million bond. [News & Tribune]

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That Stench Isn’t Guy Fieri. It’s All The Crap Spewing From The UofL Foundation.

Shively Police are investigating after a man was reportedly shot several times in the back Monday night. [WDRB]

Just over a month into the new school year, McFerran Preparatory Academy is on the hunt for a new principal. [C-J/AKN]

Metro Police are investigating the city’s latest homicide. “I just pulled up and they was like, somebody, a woman got shot and killed and I’m like, what?” neighbor D’Ella Irving said. [WHAS11]

A state judge ruled Thursday that Thomas Elliott can stay on the governing board of the Kentucky Retirement Systems but won’t be allowed to vote. [H-L]

The number of shootings and homicides in Louisville has prompted several community groups and organizations to start working together. [WLKY]

Donald Trump was in a tuxedo, standing next to his award: a statue of a palm tree, as tall as a toddler. It was 2010, and Trump was being honored by a charity — the Palm Beach Police Foundation — for his “selfless support” of its cause. His support did not include any of his own money. [WaPo]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Says a lot that the only people fangirling over Guy Fieri were Bevin-Trump-RunSwitch folks. [WAVE3]

As soon as Stewart Anderson stepped foot inside the Lorton Reformatory, a Virginia prison, he knew he’d have to work for negligible pay in order to endure his 20-year sentence. [ThinkProgress]

It’s fun watching the UofL Foundation cough up cash for McConnell-Bush-Trump advocates to spin the media. Facing growing scrutiny from donors and its own university, the University of Louisville Foundation is paying $11,500 a month in retainers alone for external public relations firms. [WFPL]

You can bet both parties are doing a lot of polling in the contest for control of the state House of Representatives. [Ronnie Ellis]

Jefferson Community and Technical College has a new chief financial officer. [News & Tribune]

Martha Whetsell’s basement is filled with furniture, Christmas decorations and dishware. The same is true with her and her family member’s garages and a shed she owns behind Utica Church of Christ. [News & Tribune]

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Louisville Must Love Shooting Kids

Way to go, Louisville. LMPD responded to the report of an accidental shooting in the 1600 block of Brashear Drive in the Algonquin neighborhood. [WDRB]

Metro Council squeezed methane plant developers further on Thursday evening by establishing rules that limit the controversial green technology to a small area near the city’s landfill. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! A grieving Louisville family continues to search for answers in the murder of a young father. It’s been two months since Brandon Hansford, 29, was shot and killed, less than a mile from his home in Pleasure Ridge Park. Saturday night, his loved ones held a vigil for him at Briargate Presbyterian Church, right around the corner from the crime scene. [WHAS11]

The federal government told the Bevin administration Thursday that its Medicaid waiver proposal has “sufficient information to evaluate” and it now wants to hear from Kentuckians what they think about the proposal. [H-L]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! There was lots of reaction Sunday following an arrest in the shooting death of Joseph Key. [WLKY]

Poles apart. Night and day. Those are the easiest ways to sum up where Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump stand on environmental issues. [HuffPo]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Sunday a vigil was held for Monica White, a 50-year-old mother of two who was found dead in a trash can in the Shawnee neighborhood one year ago Sunday. [WAVE3]

Attorney General Andy Beshear wants to intervene in a suit by the University of Kentucky against its campus newspaper, The Kentucky Kernel, in a fight over disputed open records related to sexual harassment charges against a former UK professor. [Ronnie Ellis]

Tom Owen’s face twists into a grimace when he remembers the stench that once wafted from the old city dump at the corner of present-day Frankfort Avenue and River Road. [WFPL]

For years, Democratic elected officials in Washington have been wary of going after Wall Street excesses too hard, lest the deep-pocketed financial industry throw all its resources to Republicans. [ProPublica]

The U.S. Small Business Administration and two other organizations are bringing an entrepreneurial education program for ex-inmates to four cities, including Louisville. [News & Tribune]

After a year and a half of planning, weighing options and hearing from experts, West Clark Community Schools decided against pursuing a referendum for district-wide construction projects. [News & Tribune]

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