Hospital Turf Wars Are Worse Than High School

Some businesses along Frankfort Avenue are banding together after recently being hit by thieves. [WDRB]

In the most recent FEC reporting quarter, Alison Grimes spent tons on travel. Ed Marksberry questions how she could do so much traveling while also doing her job as Secretary of State. [Page One]

It was erected on the Belvedere in 1983 as a tribute to Vietnam Veterans. An attempt to right the wrongs faced by drafted service members who spent every day trying to stay alive in the midst of ambushes, snipers and booby traps. [WHAS11]

Jewish Hospital & St. Mary’s HealthCare parent KentuckyOne Health has signed a contract to buy the shopping center that includes the Village 8 Theatres on Dutchmans Lane in St. Matthews. [C-J/AKN]

Just when you think people aren’t absolutely terrible… A project aimed at helping children in need and orphans in Third World countries is starting over after 200 pairs of its shoes were stolen. [WLKY]

Just wait until the fun tolls come along and no one will be staying across the river. From Elizabeth in Indiana to Elizabethtown in Kentucky and all parts in between, hotels across the region are going to have one thing in common: no vacancy. [News & Tribune]

Charges against a Louisville man accused of killing a witness in a murder case have been dismissed. [WAVE3]

It’s quite a time to become an American ambassador in Europe. When Matthew Barzun took up his post as the American Ambassador to the UK, he could hardly have known how quickly he would be thrown in the arena. [CNN]

Louisville’s Home of the Innocents is opening its primary care services to more foster children through a new collaboration with the state. [WFPL]

A new gambling opportunity for Kentuckians debuts Monday. [WKYT]

The NCAA on Wednesday announced the host site finalists for the final round of 81 upcoming championships, and Louisville was selected more than any other city. [Business First]

Did You Hear? Louisville’s Economy Just Magical

Everybody is just cold getting murdered in Shiveley. Don’t tell any of your meemaws who live there. [WDRB]

The Lexington Parking Authority board of commissioners voted Thursday to accept the proposed new city food truck ordinance, subject to several modifications. Seems Lexington takes food trucks more seriously than Louisville. [H-L]

There’s been some progress after a WHAS11 story the other night about a growing problem along Frankfort Avenue and through the Crescent Hill Neighborhood. [WHAS11]

It’s almost humorous to read articles written about Louisville’s economy never going bust. Especially when those articles continue to present as fact that Greg Fischer “invented an automatic ice and beverage dispenser” – which we now know he did not. [National Journal]

The Louisville Metro Planning Commission has made a decision on a controversial high-rise condominium project. The Jefferson Development Group had its sights set on building a 17-story building in the Cherokee Triangle. [WLKY]

Louisville Metro government would not be allowed to commit revenue from an insurance tax increase to an affordable-housing trust fund, Jefferson County Attorney Mike O’Connell told Metro Council members. [C-J/AKN]

Taxpayers have spent almost a half million on a habitual offender who has been arrested 152 times. Officers with the Louisville Metro Police Department recently arrested Alejandro Rodriguez, 33, for allegedly threatening he had a bomb at a gas station. It’s the latest allegation against Rodriguez who has spent more than 2,200 days in jail since 2002. [WAVE3]

The charging committee that petitioned to remove embattled Louisville Metro Councilwoman Barbara Shanklin announced it’s ready to move forward with a hearing following its executive session meeting Thursday. [WFPL]

The new, Louisville-built Ford Escape, the top-selling small SUV so far this year, got a “poor” overall rating in front-end crash tests conducted by an insurance industry group. Only two of the 13 models in the category performed well in the tests. [H-L]

It has become a familiar refrain among those in the local industrial real estate industry — the Louisville market needs more available space for companies that are pondering expansion projects. [Business First]

Jeffersonville Main Street Inc., a nonprofit downtown revitalization organization, announced Wednesday that grants are available through its Front Porch Project to increase investment in the residential areas of Jeffersonville’s downtown district. [News & Tribune]

Parker’ll Save You From Nobama & Public School

Maybe people wouldn’t be freaking out about two tiny parking spots if Louisville were more pedestrian-friendly and more people walked to alleviate their fat problem? [C-J/AKN]

A University of Louisville professor doesn’t believe rallies will end violence. Because guess what? They won’t. [FOX41]

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce is not backing down on its promise to engage in the most aggressive campaign operation in its 100 year history, despite a recent court decision that would require disclosure of secret donors behind issue ads. [Politico]

Here’s a teevee story about the Ohio River Bridges Debacle allegedly creating thousands of jobs. No mention, of course, that those jobs will eventually land in Indiana and thousands of others will move there. [WAVE3]

Nope, no one turned out to vote. So few voted, in fact, that it is embarrassing to be a Kentuckian at the moment. [H-L]

WHAS11 spent an entire 11:00 P.M. segment last night on this lady sex book called “Fifty Shades of Grey” because it is apparently big, important news on election night. [WHAS11]

What’s that? You mean the Metro Sewer District wants to raise your rates another 6.5% and they waited until election day to hide that news? Surely not! [C-J/AKN]

Bullying is a real issue, sure, even on Facebook. But targeting online bullying isn’t going to stop the violence occurring in Louisville’s streets. [WLKY]

BRAVE PATRIOT Teabagger Birther Marilyn Parker is now essentially a Louisville Metro Council member. PEE ALERT. Let’s take this trip down the crazy lane. [The ‘Ville Voice]

Despite Louisville’s attempts to build a healthy culture around biking through the addition of bicycle lanes across the city and promotion of events such as last week’s Bike to Work Day, Kentucky overall has been less bike friendly, according to a new study. [Business First]

What? Metro Parks needs work? You don’t say. Louisville has scored near the bottom on a new ranking of park systems in the nation’s 40 largest cities. The city came in 38th. [WFPL]

Why the hell did it take a judge to decide it was okay for a kid to wear a gay t-shirt? [WKYT]

Did You Hear? UPS Is Running A Funny TV Ad

We’re not going to shut up about you giving to the Red Cross for tornado relief efforts. This will take a long time. [Click Here To Give]

Do you need a pee-alert worthy story to read this morning? Check out this piece by a woman offering suggestions of what to do in Louisville during March Madness. It includes such highlights as the “pedestrian mall” called Fourth Street Live and Louisville Mega Cavern. Because those are obviously the most terrific things Louisville has to offer. [H-L]

The corrupt folks running Kentucky Retirement Systems (translation: Greg Fischer’s top guy, Tommy E) got another, official free pass from Jack Conway. [Page One]

The local economy is so jacked that GE received 10,000 applications for just 230 jobs. [FOX41]

Do your eyes roll back in your head when Greg Fischer trots something that someone else has done out to take credit for himself? Just like he’s doing with this asthma study? [C-J/AKN]

Apparently, the most important news story ever is that UPS is running a television spot featuring basketball game footage from 20 years ago. [WAVE3]

Surely we’re not the only ones who look at this Jim King-Downtown Management District-Grease Bucket Arena deal with a raised eyebrow. [Business First]

You can’t even go to a hotel in New Albany without nearly drowning these days. [WHAS11]

Childhood asthma rates are rising as mouth-breathers threaten clean air rules. This is exactly what the United States needs. [HuffPo]

What the hell is going on in Pleasure Ridge Park? Kids getting arrested at school and bomb squads being called to homes? Surely something is in the water in the South End. [WLKY]

A new report is urging policymakers to consider the long-term sustainability of the coal severance fund in Kentucky. [WFPL]

A few days ago we rolled our eyes over Greg Fischer snubbing a Portland community meeting because he was on “vacation.” Here’s betting he won’t miss his meeting with the Frankfort Avenue Business Association, though, because it involves people with money. [‘Ville Voice Flashback]

WLKY Has Stretched Its Ruh Ro Headline Wings

Did you miss the Orange Man John Boehner speaking in Louisville yesterday? Go watch video of it now. [C-SPAN]

Jack Conway is taking a big hit in a new report on attorneys general and trial lawyers. Naturally, his opponent and the statewide press are missing in action. [Page One]

Pro-tip to Brandon Coan – who loves to foam at the mouth about us to his pals: food truck operators are well aware that the restrictions already existed. And that’s what they’re complaining about. At least get your spin closer to reality before spouting off. [WFPL]

Here we are. Another embarrassing three-page story about the Louisville Orchestra flustercuck. [C-J/AKN]

Yesterday Orange Man John Boehner complained – yet again – about Occupy Wall Street protesters. Because they’re obviously a huge threat to life as we know it. Ha. [HuffPo]

LG&E will be cited again after more flyash was detected on area homes. This is why Louisville can’t have nice things. [FOX41]

The Homemade Ice Cream and Pie Kitchen is now open on Frankfort Avenue and you probably need to get there posthaste. They have booze. [Consuming Louisville]

So maybe things aren’t all puppies and rainbows with the closure of ear X-tacy. Now people are struggling to get their merchandise back. Seems a little too soon to complain but whatever. [WAVE3]

Guess the mainstream was wrong about Richie Farmer’s ad being the last for the Williams-Farmer campaign. Robyn Williams stars in the campaign’s latest spot. [Page One]

Louisville ranks 44 out of 938 metro areas for total businesses, according to the U.S. Census Bureau. [Business First]

What the heck is in the water in Louisville? Some crazy ass beat a man to death with a baseball bat. [WHAS11]

Here’s a hyped headline: “Mayor’s Son Arrested On Meth Charges” – nope, not Greg Fischer’s kid. And not Jerry Abramson’s. Can you imagine how crazy the city would have been if the mainstream ever bothered reporting the actions of Jerry’s kid when all the shenanigans went down? [WLKY]

Honest Question: How’s There So Much Free Time?

Everybody in their right mind is super-excited that Genny’s Diner got bulldozed. And anybody who wants to let their inner fat kid (translation: us and everyone we know) run wild is super-excited that The Comfy Cow opened its new location on Frankfort Avenue yesterday:


What we don’t understand is why it was important for Greg Fischer to promote the opening, spend tons of time there and then spend additional time writing about it on Facebook and Twitter.

This isn’t to demonize Greg but a general WTF question. Because we thought everything was falling apart at the seams. Surprised there’s time for ice cream during the work day.

Did LMPD Give Up On Compton Because He’s Gay?

Will LMPD ever find the body of Andrew Compton or has the department given up on the case because it involves some gays? We bit our tongues for quite a while but Robert White has a bit of a problem brewing with some groups beginning to ask questions. [WAVE3]

Two more Transportation Cabinet employees have been fired. We hear Billie Johnson and her dad, Bill, haven’t contributed to Steve Beshear and his candidates for some time. Bill did, however, donate to the Fletcher-Pence inaugural committee. So time sheet violations? Haha. Right. This is Beshear firing her because her family dislikes him. Just like he nixed Jerry Lundergan’s Kentucky Horse Park contracts. [H-L]

Yesterday marked the 103rd day Republican Party of Kentucky Chairman Steve Robertson questioned Jack Conway: “It’s time for Conway to tear down his wall of silence and answer the questions about this investigation,” said Robertson. “Surpassing day 100 of this saga without a word from Conway is beyond outrageous. It’s time for our Attorney General to be held accountable and come clean.” [Press Release]

The Homemade Ice Cream & Pie Kitchen is moving to Frankfort Avenue – just across the street from the new Comfy Cow. We’re all going to get super-fat. [Broken Sidewalk]

What is it with teabaggers trying to re-segregate the public school system all over the country? [HuffPo]

We hear through the gayvine that the head of Metro EMS may possess a New York drivers license. If that’s the case, wouldn’t that disqualify him from, you know, heading up his agency? And his family still lives in New York – there’s no way he’s in Louisville permanently. [Deep Metro Failures]

Look how confused Greg Fischer, Chris Poynter and Robert White look while they’re trying to figure out the Twitter. [C-J/AKN]

Remember that time over the weekend when the apocalypse hit part of the Highlands? [Consuming Louisville]

What? TWO Oldham County schools hit with Title IX violations? [WLEX18]

Still without electricity? LG&E explains the order in which customers get power back. [FOX41]

An Australian man was arrested in Louisville on charges of strapping a fake bomb to a girl outside of Sydney. This was apparently a big deal and every outlet in the city is obsessed with it. [H-L]

A bankruptcy judge approved of the Louisville Orchestra’s plan. [Business First]

Seems like just yesterday Masterson’s was standing at this location in Old Louisville. [WHAS11]