We’ve received several reports that fancy, expensive granite curbing the city installed a few years ago (remember Dougie Hawkins freaking out?) is being thrown out with the trash. Specifically in the 500 block of Fourth Street, where workers allegedly are only saving some of the curbs… while front-end loaders toss others into dump trucks. Sounds […]
Entries Tagged as 'Doug Hawkins'
February 13th, 2013 · 4 Comments
November 19th, 2012 · 1 Comment
Remember Doug Hawkins? Marilyn Parker is going to make him look like a genius.
February 3rd, 2012 · 1 Comment
What?! Dougie Hawkins just dropped out?! Say it isn’t so! Who will protect our white women?! UPDATE: Nope! He’s back.
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January 31st, 2012 · 7 Comments
Because he’s trying to run against Chris Theineman for the 37th District State Senate seat. Praise Allah! We are saved. Also, remember this?
January 26th, 2011 · Comments Off
We’ve definitely spent most of our afternoon feeling disgusted by Metro Animal Services and the utter level of inaction on the part of Greg Fischer. The things we hear get worse every day. So with all the negatives floating heavily in our offices, it makes sense to focus on something positive. Okay, so it’s only […]
December 27th, 2010 · 4 Comments
That guy using a chainsaw on Dixie the other day, causing an assplosion? Turns out he was allegedly stealing… err… “cutting” some pipe. I have confirmed that it was not Rep. Joni Jenkins wearing a fake beard. No word on whether it was Dougie Hawkins, though. [H-L] Jerry Abramson anticipates an Urban Services extension in […]
December 20th, 2010 · 5 Comments
From last Thursday’s Metro Councillcritter shenanigans comes Doug Hawkins’ tear-filled farewell address. Here it is (be sure to crank the volume up): So long, Dougie. May your district finally have representation that isn’t a solid and constant no.
December 15th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Shoo, LEO is bringing the funny today. Here’s my favorite: The people of Louisville’s 25th District made history when they voted out this Howard the Duck-doppelganger. As the first elected member of the post-merger council to be ousted by voters, Hawkins’ fear mongering and petulance won’t be missed. His penchant for exaggerating cannot be overstated: […]
December 8th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Let us all pause for a moment of silence for Dougie Protectin Our White Women Hawkins and the end of his Metro Council career. In related news: Marty Meyer, former State Senate candidate and Rep. John Yarmuth’s district representative for four years, will be serving as David Yates’ (Hawkins’ victorious opponent) legislative assistant. Yates will […]
November 11th, 2010 · 8 Comments
Doug Hawkins blamed his loss on negative campaigning: In the closing days of this year’s campaign, Yates levied more accusations, alleging that Hawkins was behind a series of robocalls that referred to Yates as a liberal who supported “militant lesbians” and attacking his faith. A day before the polls opened, Yates blamed Hawkins for 300 […]