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Metro Government Just Loves Wasting Money

February 13th, 2013 · 4 Comments

We’ve received several reports that fancy, expensive granite curbing the city installed a few years ago (remember Dougie Hawkins freaking out?) is being thrown out with the trash. Specifically in the 500 block of Fourth Street, where workers allegedly are only saving some of the curbs… while front-end loaders toss others into dump trucks. Sounds […]

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Tags: Doug Hawkins · Metro Government · Oops · Rumors

What’s In Store For Possibility City Next Year

November 19th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Remember Doug Hawkins? Marilyn Parker is going to make him look like a genius.

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Dougie Hawkins Just Dropped Out Of The Race?

February 3rd, 2012 · 1 Comment

What?! Dougie Hawkins just dropped out?! Say it isn’t so! Who will protect our white women?! UPDATE: Nope! He’s back.

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Dougie Hawkins Will Protect Our White Women

January 31st, 2012 · 7 Comments

Because he’s trying to run against Chris Theineman for the 37th District State Senate seat. Praise Allah! We are saved. Also, remember this?

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Tags: Doug Hawkins · State Government

Somebody Stole Dougie Hawkins’ Crown!

January 26th, 2011 · Comments Off

We’ve definitely spent most of our afternoon feeling disgusted by Metro Animal Services and the utter level of inaction on the part of Greg Fischer. The things we hear get worse every day. So with all the negatives floating heavily in our offices, it makes sense to focus on something positive. Okay, so it’s only […]

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Tags: Doug Hawkins · Race · State Government

Light Rail Is Just A Pipe Dream For Us All, Really

December 27th, 2010 · 4 Comments

That guy using a chainsaw on Dixie the other day, causing an assplosion? Turns out he was allegedly stealing… err… “cutting” some pipe. I have confirmed that it was not Rep. Joni Jenkins wearing a fake beard. No word on whether it was Dougie Hawkins, though. [H-L] Jerry Abramson anticipates an Urban Services extension in […]

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Tags: Alcohol · Bad Behavior · Charity · Doug Hawkins · Education · Election · Indiana · JCPS · Jerry Abramson · Metro Government · State Government · Steve Beshear · Taxes

Doug Hawkins’ Tear-Filled Farewell Address

December 20th, 2010 · 5 Comments

From last Thursday’s Metro Councillcritter shenanigans comes Doug Hawkins’ tear-filled farewell address. Here it is (be sure to crank the volume up): So long, Dougie. May your district finally have representation that isn’t a solid and constant no.

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Tags: Doug Hawkins · Metro Council · Video

Terrific New Job Idea For Dougie Hawkins

December 15th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Shoo, LEO is bringing the funny today. Here’s my favorite: The people of Louisville’s 25th District made history when they voted out this Howard the Duck-doppelganger. As the first elected member of the post-merger council to be ousted by voters, Hawkins’ fear mongering and petulance won’t be missed. His penchant for exaggerating cannot be overstated: […]

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Tags: Doug Hawkins · LEO · Metro Council

A Moment Of Silence For Dougie Hawkins

December 8th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Let us all pause for a moment of silence for Dougie Protectin Our White Women Hawkins and the end of his Metro Council career. In related news: Marty Meyer, former State Senate candidate and Rep. John Yarmuth’s district representative for four years, will be serving as David Yates’ (Hawkins’ victorious opponent) legislative assistant. Yates will […]

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Tags: Doug Hawkins · Metro Council · Possibility City

Doug Hawkins Will Still Protect Your Women

November 11th, 2010 · 8 Comments

Doug Hawkins blamed his loss on negative campaigning: In the closing days of this year’s campaign, Yates levied more accusations, alleging that Hawkins was behind a series of robocalls that referred to Yates as a liberal who supported “militant lesbians” and attacking his faith. A day before the polls opened, Yates blamed Hawkins for 300 […]

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