Praying To End Violent Crime Is Like Wishing In One Hand, Taking A You-Know-What In The Other

Uh, sure, that’s going to work… because he has so many other times it’s been tried. Louisville Metro Police representatives say it’s time to get the city’s clergy involved in curbing recent violence. [WDRB]

Splitting up West Clark Community Schools could be messy, experts say, but some board members are willing to support such a move under the right financial conditions and if it’s what the community wants. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Metro Police are investigating a shooting in the Taylor-Berry neighborhood. [WHAS11]

One of the most scandalous people to ever work at UK is finally biting the dust. Michael Karpf, who led UK HealthCare as it mushroomed in size over the past 13 years, has announced he will retire next year. [H-L]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! WLKY aired a commercial-free, in-depth discussion on Saturday examining the critical racial issues facing the Louisville community. [WLKY]

These racists just won’t quit. Add Islamophobia to Republican lawmaker Steve King’s growing resume of ignorance. [HuffPo]

A man was fatally shot near the Newburg neighborhood late Sunday night. [WAVE3]

Ford Motor Co’s 2017 financial performance will decline from this year as it increases spending on “emerging opportunities” like self-driving cars and other costs rise, the No. 2 U.S.-based automaker said on Wednesday. [Reuters]

Republican Gov. Matt Bevin says a scheduled court hearing on the University of Louisville’s accreditation is “pointless” and says he will not present expert testimony as requested by a judge. [WFPL]

President Obama highlighted the world’s oceans Thursday as both a unique victim of climate change and a key resource in the fight against it. [The Hill]

21c Museum Hotels is partnering with a major investor that will allow it to develop $250 million in new hotel projects. [Business First]

To many residents who live along Spring and Elm streets, one-way to two-way street conversions downtown are more than a matter of convenience. [News & Tribune]

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Possibility City: One Hotel Per Resident

Jefferson County Public Schools will soon revisit its controversial student assignment plan, but instead of focusing on diversity and choice, school board members urged the district to place a larger emphasis on equity and quality across all schools. [WDRB]

Since she was installed as president of Spalding University in 2010, Tori Murden McClure has not accepted a raise or a bonus. She turned down a car allowance and she turned down a housing allowance. Her only perk as president is a campus parking space. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Just what Louisville needs! More hotels eating up downtown. Developers have announced plans to build two high-end hotels near Louisville’s historic Whiskey Row development. [WHAS11]

His base wants few details and fewer facts; they just want to burn it down and blame their failures on the collective other. And Donald John Trump is their demonic messiah in Oompa Loompa’s clothing. [GQ]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! The family of a Louisville man who was fatally shot by two Metro police officers said those officers were reckless, malicious and grossly negligent. [WLKY]

Speaking at the Values Voter Summit on Saturday, Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin alluded to Thomas Jefferson’s famous aphorism about the need to periodically water the tree of liberty with the blood of patriots and tyrants. [Vox]

Clarksville Community Schools will soon search for a new superintendent. The Clarksville Community Board of School Trustees voted unanimously 5-0 on Tuesday not to renew Superintendent Kimberly Knott’s contract. [WAVE3]

Once upon a time, in New York City in the 1950s, a little boy didn’t like his second-grade music teacher, Charles Walker. So, the boy later boasted, he slugged Mr. Walker, giving him a black eye. [NY Times]

The murder tally in Louisville is spiking this year. As of Wednesday, Louisville Metro Police report 81 homicides since the beginning of the year. That’s the highest year-to-date total since at least 2006, police records show. [WPFL]

Donald Trump has maintained he was always against the US invasion of Iraq, but he is on record as saying otherwise. [BBC]

Louisville officials have chosen a design team to transform the look and feel of the Ninth Street underpass off Interstate 64 near downtown. [News & Tribune]

After more than a month of limbo, a local support group for people struggling with mental illness and addiction has found a new home, and it’s opening its doors to the community this weekend. [News & Tribune]

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Remember When Jerry Abramson Claimed There Were No Gangs In Louisville?

This EpiPen program was a great idea back when the devices were actually affordable. Now it’s just a Jennings-Republican-PR Spin cash grab. No mention that only four are available at a time, that they only last a year, that schools are strongly encouraged to spend cash buying additional units. [WDRB]

FBI agents out of the Louisville Division are going to increase their role in battling gangs and the drug trade here and across Kentucky after a surge of activity. [C-J/AKN]

Months before Kentucky lawmakers head back to Frankfort, a state senator filed legislation concerning storing guns safely. [WHAS11]

The University of Kentucky wants to stop using state procurement rules in hiring investment managers for its $1.2 billion endowment, a move that officials say will allow it to be more nimble and make more money. [H-L]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! A man is recovering after he was found suffering from a gunshot wound on Tuesday in the parking lot of the Home Depot on Dixie Highway. [WLKY]

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell called the events surrounding and following the attack on the American diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya, “a stupid witch hunt,” saying that fault partially lies with the US ambassador who was killed in the attack, according to personal emails. [BuzzFeed]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Troy Redd was shot and killed in New Albany on Aug. 24. “Nothing’s being said. We’re not getting any answers,” said Jade Webster, Redd’s cousin. [WAVE3]

Donald Trump’s broadside against the top military brass is drawing warnings of a crisis in civilian-military relations should he become commander in chief and begin bypassing generals and admirals now serving under President Barack Obama. [Politico]

Things are looking up for some Kentucky workers. That’s according to a new report from the left-leaning Kentucky Center for Economic Policy. [WFPL]

Coal and electricity companies paid to meet with Republican state attorneys general just weeks before those top law enforcement officials joined in suing the federal government over the EPA’s Clean Power Plan, new documents show. [ThinkProgress]

Kroger Co. rival Meijer is launching grocery home delivery service in one of Kroger’s key markets. [News & Tribune]

Jeffersonville officials are moving forward in funding two major 10th Street projects through a $30 million bond. [News & Tribune]

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That Stench Isn’t Guy Fieri. It’s All The Crap Spewing From The UofL Foundation.

Shively Police are investigating after a man was reportedly shot several times in the back Monday night. [WDRB]

Just over a month into the new school year, McFerran Preparatory Academy is on the hunt for a new principal. [C-J/AKN]

Metro Police are investigating the city’s latest homicide. “I just pulled up and they was like, somebody, a woman got shot and killed and I’m like, what?” neighbor D’Ella Irving said. [WHAS11]

A state judge ruled Thursday that Thomas Elliott can stay on the governing board of the Kentucky Retirement Systems but won’t be allowed to vote. [H-L]

The number of shootings and homicides in Louisville has prompted several community groups and organizations to start working together. [WLKY]

Donald Trump was in a tuxedo, standing next to his award: a statue of a palm tree, as tall as a toddler. It was 2010, and Trump was being honored by a charity — the Palm Beach Police Foundation — for his “selfless support” of its cause. His support did not include any of his own money. [WaPo]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Says a lot that the only people fangirling over Guy Fieri were Bevin-Trump-RunSwitch folks. [WAVE3]

As soon as Stewart Anderson stepped foot inside the Lorton Reformatory, a Virginia prison, he knew he’d have to work for negligible pay in order to endure his 20-year sentence. [ThinkProgress]

It’s fun watching the UofL Foundation cough up cash for McConnell-Bush-Trump advocates to spin the media. Facing growing scrutiny from donors and its own university, the University of Louisville Foundation is paying $11,500 a month in retainers alone for external public relations firms. [WFPL]

You can bet both parties are doing a lot of polling in the contest for control of the state House of Representatives. [Ronnie Ellis]

Jefferson Community and Technical College has a new chief financial officer. [News & Tribune]

Martha Whetsell’s basement is filled with furniture, Christmas decorations and dishware. The same is true with her and her family member’s garages and a shed she owns behind Utica Church of Christ. [News & Tribune]

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Louisville Must Love Shooting Kids

Way to go, Louisville. LMPD responded to the report of an accidental shooting in the 1600 block of Brashear Drive in the Algonquin neighborhood. [WDRB]

Metro Council squeezed methane plant developers further on Thursday evening by establishing rules that limit the controversial green technology to a small area near the city’s landfill. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! A grieving Louisville family continues to search for answers in the murder of a young father. It’s been two months since Brandon Hansford, 29, was shot and killed, less than a mile from his home in Pleasure Ridge Park. Saturday night, his loved ones held a vigil for him at Briargate Presbyterian Church, right around the corner from the crime scene. [WHAS11]

The federal government told the Bevin administration Thursday that its Medicaid waiver proposal has “sufficient information to evaluate” and it now wants to hear from Kentuckians what they think about the proposal. [H-L]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! There was lots of reaction Sunday following an arrest in the shooting death of Joseph Key. [WLKY]

Poles apart. Night and day. Those are the easiest ways to sum up where Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump stand on environmental issues. [HuffPo]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Sunday a vigil was held for Monica White, a 50-year-old mother of two who was found dead in a trash can in the Shawnee neighborhood one year ago Sunday. [WAVE3]

Attorney General Andy Beshear wants to intervene in a suit by the University of Kentucky against its campus newspaper, The Kentucky Kernel, in a fight over disputed open records related to sexual harassment charges against a former UK professor. [Ronnie Ellis]

Tom Owen’s face twists into a grimace when he remembers the stench that once wafted from the old city dump at the corner of present-day Frankfort Avenue and River Road. [WFPL]

For years, Democratic elected officials in Washington have been wary of going after Wall Street excesses too hard, lest the deep-pocketed financial industry throw all its resources to Republicans. [ProPublica]

The U.S. Small Business Administration and two other organizations are bringing an entrepreneurial education program for ex-inmates to four cities, including Louisville. [News & Tribune]

After a year and a half of planning, weighing options and hearing from experts, West Clark Community Schools decided against pursuing a referendum for district-wide construction projects. [News & Tribune]

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Everyone Panicked Over A UofL Foundation Meeting That Ultimately Didn’t Take Place

All that media hype for nothing. The special University of Louisville Foundation meeting set for Labor Day has been called off because of concerns raised by the U of L Board of Trustees. [WDRB]

Of course two entitled white guys are arguing over something in the West End. Louisville Metro Council President David Yates scolded fellow member Kelly Downard on Thursday evening for getting involved in the West End Wal-Mart negotiations, saying it was an inappropriate step that had pushed the project back. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Louisville Metro’s Meals on Wheels program cares for more than a thousand seniors every year and more volunteers are needed to continue that generous work. [WHAS11]

If you want to know why so many average Kentuckians are unhappy about the lack of good jobs and better wages since the Great Recession, read a report published Wednesday by the Kentucky Center for Economic Policy. The report has a mix of good news and bad news, with most of the good news in the “Golden Triangle” between Lexington, Louisville and Cincinnati and most of the bad news in rural and chronically depressed parts of Kentucky. [Tom Eblen]

Louisville Metro Police are investigating the city’s 81st homicide of 2016. Police were called around midnight Sunday on a report of a shooting in the 600 block of Village West Drive. [WLKY]

Taco trucks on every corner!? SIGN US UP! [HuffPo]

A belated Fourth of July celebration was held in Crescent Hill on Sunday. [WAVE3]

Lawmakers are returning to Washington next week to confront an impasse over funding bills that threatens to cause a government shutdown, something Republican leaders want to avoid at all costs. [The Hill]

Elizabeth Boccieri has been using meth and oxycontin in the past few days, ever since she heard about extra-strength laced heroin that’s been making its way south from Ohio to Louisville. [WFPL]

A powerful drug that’s normally used to tranquilize elephants is being blamed for a record spike in drug overdoses in the Midwest. Officials in Ohio have declared a public health emergency and the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration says communities everywhere should be on alert for carfentanil. [NPR]

When Florida State athletes arrived on campus in 1998, they received $144,750 in free Nike footwear and apparel. This year, a vault of $2.8 million in Nike gear awaited players arriving in Tallahassee. That’s in addition to the $1.4 million in cash Nike will pay this year for the right to outfit the university’s athletes. [Business First]

The New Albany City Council hopes higher fines in an updated noise ordinance will ratchet down the number of violations. [News & Tribune]

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Your Labor Day Dept Of Killing

Citing questionable spending and a lack of transparency, one of the biggest donors to the University of Louisville Foundation says it will withhold additional grants until the organization hires a forensic accountant to examine its books. [WDRB]

The Indiana Health commissioner has declared a public health emergency for Clark County, allowing the county health department to establish a needle exchange program as part of an effort to reduce hepatitis C and HIV. [C-J/AKN]

Another fun weekend of killing, wasn’t it? [WHAS11]

A longtime champion of Kentucky’s government transparency laws retired Wednesday from Attorney General Andy Beshear’s office after she was reprimanded for speaking with a journalist. [John Cheves]

Louisville Metro police are investigating after a person was found shot in Downtown Louisville. [WLKY]

The 10,000th Syrian refugee to resettle in the U.S. this fiscal year arrived on Monday, the White House announced, following through on an ambitious plan by President Barack Obama to welcome more people from the country. [HuffPo]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! There are new developments for a planned Walmart at 18th and West Broadway. [WAVE3]

This has got to be one of the dumbest moves yet from someone with the surname Beshear! Assistant Attorney General Amye Bensenhaver has retired “under considerable duress” after being reprimanded for speaking to a journalist without permission, creating yet another public relations issue for a government agency that has had more than its share in recent months. [Roger Alford]

A diverse group of Louisvillians want to ban biodigesters, aka methane plants, within our city. [WFPL]

Way to go, Appalachia. New analysis from the Clean Air Task Force shows that by 2025 America’s children will experience 750,000 asthma attacks each summer that will be directly attributable to the oil and gas industry. [ThinkProgress]

Yum Brands Inc. has agreed to sell a $460 million stake in its China division as part of a spinoff of the unit. [Business First]

A carload of people pulled into Clark Memorial Hospital’s emergency room last weekend, delivering multiple patients in need of life-saving treatment. [News & Tribune]

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