New Ark Park Site Discovered With Video

All right. I know this has already been posted on Page One, but it’s too hilarious not to post here.

So, you know how the Dineysore Ark Park is coming to Kentucky?

Check this website we just discovered for the fancy theme park:


You’ll definitely want to visit Because there is a terrific video included.

You are welcome. My birthday is coming up. You can thank me with many, many gifts.

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