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The signs have been made, the T-shirt color has been selected and the community has been alerted. [WDRB]

A Jefferson County Circuit Court judge on Tuesday agreed to delay until May 25 a hearing on a temporary injunction that has halted the removal of a controversial Confederate monument near the University of Louisville. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! The riverfront is quiet again as crews are breaking down the stage.[WHAS11]

Kentucky Retirement Systems operate openly and transparently. Unless you’re talking about anything beyond the surface, of course. [H-L]

It appears Bardstown’s mayor will stay in office despite the efforts of several city council members to remove him. [WLKY]

Donald Trump, the real estate magnate and reality television star who has said Mexican immigrants are rapists and has called for banning all Muslims from the U.S., won the Republican primary in the pivotal state of Indiana on Tuesday night. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), his most serious remaining challenger, dropped out. Trump is now the presumptive nominee of the Republican Party. [HuffPo]

Another day, another fun shooting in Compassionate City. [WAVE3]

Meanwhile, shady-ass Republicans, because they’ve been paid, are trying to limit damages. Nightmare stories of nurses giving potent drugs meant for one patient to another and surgeons removing the wrong body parts have dominated recent headlines about medical care. Lest you assume those cases are the exceptions, a new study by patient safety researchers provides some context. [WaPo]

It’s Derby Week in Louisville, which means large crowds at the racetrack all week long. On the other side of the track from the grandstand, hundreds of backside workers tend to the horses, working long days, often far away from their families, living in temporary housing until the racing season takes them to another track in another state. [WFPL]

According to a report from the Energy Information Agency, American coal use for electricity dropped 29 percent in 2015, compared to its peak usage in 2007. That means consumption hit 1,045 million short tons in 2007, and dropped fairly steadily to 739 million short tons last year. [ThinkProgress]

Mark Bertolini is not a fan of the Affordable Care Act — at least, not yet. But the Aetna Inc. CEO says he could get behind it if the government made some changes that he thinks would make it easier for companies like his to turn a profit on compliant plans and the exchanges where they’re sold. [Business First]

In a seemingly inexhaustible campaign, Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is digging his heels into Indiana, a state he calls “incredibly important” in winning the nomination. [News & Tribune]

Hot Brown Spring Rolls? Someone Should Be Punished Quickly And Harshly

Another day, another fun double shooting in Compassionate City! And just before Derby, no less. [WDRB]

With litigation pending, a potential buyer of the Galt House and possibly other large real estate holdings owned by the Al J. Schneider Co. is finding it difficult to secure title insurance needed to finance the purchase of the property. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Claudia Catfish is back on the teevee again and this time she’s got a story about JCPS. Here’s hoping she’s got her ducks in a row this time. [WHAS11]

House Speaker Greg Stumbo raised concerns Thursday about how Gov. Matt Bevin handled vetoes of several bills approved by the state legislature and indicated he may ask a court to determine if the governor acted properly. [H-L]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Teachers across Jefferson County protested a potential wage freeze at several JCPS schools.[WLKY]

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) vowed to take his fight for the Democratic presidential nomination all the way to the party’s convention in July, promising not to give up even if he continues to trail Hillary Clinton in pledged delegates. [HuffPo]

Okay. Enough is enough. Hot Brown SPRING ROLLS? Jesus H, what is this world coming to?! [WAVE3]

House Republicans threw a temper tantrum over a rule that bans financial advisers from scamming retirees. [ThinkProgress]

The seven Democratic candidates vying for the District 8 seat on Louisville’s Metro Council don’t disagree on much. [WFPL]

ProPublica is launching a new interactive database that will help you keep track of the officials who represent you in Congress. [ProPublica]

A national retailer is set to open its first store in Louisville at Shelbyville Road Plaza. [Business First]

No plans for Pleasant Ridge Subdivision redevelopment or revitalization are on the books yet, though city officials likely will present their version soon. [News & Tribune]

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Racist Republicans Sure Are Lots Of Fun

Dozens of Jefferson County Public Schools have scheduled “walk-ins” this week to protest district recommendations that would loosen the district’s code of conduct and freeze salaries. [WDRB]

Wanna see a racist turd burglar white about the removal of a confederate statute? Here you go. It’s a full-on white guy circle jerk of awful. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO WILL EAT YOUR DATA! Metro Councilman Kevin Kramer of District 11 stopped by Good Morning Kentuckiana to speak with Tabnie Dozier for this month’s Metro Council Saturday. [WHAS11]

Louisville Mayor Greg Fischer says three schools have been awarded grants for projects to help combat urban heat island. [H-L]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! The U.S. Bank Great Balloon Glow is one of the most popular events of the Kentucky Derby Festival. [WLKY]

President Barack Obama saved his jokes about Donald Trump for late in his White House Correspondents’ Dinner remarks, but didn’t spare the Republican frontrunner. [HuffPo]

A man wanted in connection to the murder of a Louisville teen has been found after a month on the run. [WAVE3]

Kentucky is and likely always will be one of the most corrupt states in the nation. [Click the Clicky]

Negotiators for United Parcel Service and the Independent Pilots Association will resume talks later this month in hopes reaching a contract agreement. [WFPL]

The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence said on Friday it has sharply cut back an online ad that had used the names and faces of mass shooters and urged the news media not to identify them after the group drew criticism from other gun control activists. [Reuters]

Just six states, plus the federal government, stand between Aetna Inc. and its purchase of Humana Inc. [Business First]

A high-tech global manufacturer its closing its Jeffersonville operations and moving jobs overseas. [News & Tribune]

This Probably Deserves A Caption Contest

While everybody is mad at Donna Hargens, the latest hot mess (just like her two predecessors we helped run off) of a Jefferson County Public Schools superintendent, I thought it’d be a great idea to share this photo:

Donna and Jimbo Ramsey. Peas in a pod. Birds of a feather. Folks with horrible judgment and lots of rich friends who keep them in their high-paying gubmint jobs. You get it.

You’re welcome!

Racist Republican Pushes Confederate Fantasy

TL;DR: Another racist is freaking out, thinks he can rewrite history.

Remember racist Republican loon Everett Corley/Corley Everett/whatever name he’s decided to go by?

He’s letting his half-literate, racist flag fly high these days.

Way to go, Republicans, for not shutting this cretin down. The more the people of your party (same for the Democrats in Frankfort) justify racism, the more you get labeled as racists.

Is Anyone Even Working This Week?

Shore Runner was nearing the final furlong, charging down the stretch of Keeneland’s muddy track on a Saturday afternoon last October. Then he took a step that ended his life. [WDRB]

Despite months of customer frustrations that it produced, a new billing system at Louisville Water Co. was recognized for a top “implementation” award at an industry gathering in Phoenix this week. [C-J/AKN]

Join Bernie Sanders for a campaign rally in Louisville, Ky. The event happens on Tuesday May, 3 at the Big Four Lawn at 4 p.m. [WHAS11]

In a story April 30 about the upcoming removal of a Confederate monument, The Associated Press reported erroneously that the monument was capped with a statue of Jefferson Davis. The statue is of a Confederate soldier. [H-L]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! The Spring Meet at Churchill Downs began with night racing. [WLKY]

President Barack Obama brought the laughs at his last White House Correspondents’ Dinner. [HuffPo]

Stories of murders and shootings have almost become routine in Louisville. In 2015, the Metro area had 84 murders and more than 350 shootings, an average of nearly one per day, tearing lives and communities apart. [WAVE3]

Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton has a 4-point lead over rival Bernie Sanders days ahead of Indiana’s primary, within a new poll’s margin of error. [The Hill]

Mayor Greg Fischer and University of Louisville President James Ramsey announced Friday the Confederate statue on U of L’s Belknap campus will be removed. [WFPL]

With Charter Communications set to receive approval for its acquisition of Time Warner Cable (TWC), regulators plan to impose a series of conditions designed to stop anti-competitive and anti-consumer policies pursued by TWC. Conditions proposed by the Department of Justice and Federal Communications Commission would prohibit the combined company from imposing data caps and overage fees on Internet customers, charging large online content providers for network interconnection, and stifling growth of online video by demanding restrictive clauses in contracts with programmers. [Ars Technica]

In a week in which Churchill Downs Inc. debuted renovations at its namesake Louisville racetrack, announced the return of the Breeders’ Cup to the track in 2018 and unveiled plans for a $25 million hotel and expansion at its Oxford, Maine, casino, the company focused on something else in a conference call with investors today. [Business First]

Drivers on 10th Street may soon notice more activity along either sides of the busy road. [News & Tribune]