LMAS: Any Move Is Good News, Maybe? Took Long Enough

Another day, another pedestrian hit. Part of East Broadway remains closed, after a pedestrian was involved in a hit and run. [WDRB]

Anybody attempting to whitewash the atrocities I spent a decade uncovering at Louisville Metro Animal Services deserves to be choked. Period. Full stop. It’s as if we didn’t spend the last decade turning that joint upside down at least once per month. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! Muhammad Ali’s final resting place is now complete and open to the public. A family spokesperson unveiled the finished gravesite at Cave Hill Cemetery Thursday morning. [WHAS11]

An aide to Gov. Matt Bevin asked a judge Thursday to force the husband of a top official in the administration of former Gov. Steve Beshear to comply with a subpoena seeking information about a nearly $3 million no-bid contract awarded to a technology company on Beshear’s last day in office. [H-L]

Marcellus Spaulding, Jr. became the metro’s 95th homicide victim of 2016 early Tuesday morning, minutes after leaving his grandmother’s home. [WLKY]

To get to the white ethnostate, I drove through cornfields, listening to a man on the radio hype an upcoming “machine-gun shoot” at a nearby firing range. [HuffPo]

Surprise! Greg Fischer needed some positive/neutral news. So this is the story Chris ginned up for him. [WAVE3]

As far as anyone can tell, Paul Ryan, the speaker of the House — and the leader of what’s left of the Republican establishment — isn’t racist or authoritarian. He is, however, doing all he can to make a racist authoritarian the most powerful man in the world. Why? Because then he could privatize Medicare and slash taxes on the wealthy. [NY Times]

Wondering why everyone has fled WFPL over the past couple years? Cough, cough. [WFPL]

Secretaries of state, who oversee ballot measures on topics from gun control to the minimum wage, are increasingly courted by interest groups and industries with billions of dollars at stake. [ProPublica]

Louisville-based Volunteers of America Mid-States Inc. is taking significant steps to fight alcohol and drug addiction by establishing a treatment facility in Louisville. [Business First]

A Jeffersonville woman and a fair housing advocacy group have filed a lawsuit against a local property management company for alleged discrimination. [News & Tribune]