JCPS Buses & Pedestrians Finally Collide

On Thursday morning, the Kentucky Derby Festival issued a statement in response to the claims made by the Kentucky Dance and Step Alliance. [WDRB]

In response to the Kentucky Derby Festival’s rejection of a West End dance group’s request to join the Pegasus Parade, the group and community leaders said Thursday they plan to hold a separate heritage parade. [C-J/AKN]

WARNING! RIDICULOUS AUTOPLAY VIDEO! The political storm in Shepherdsville has spilled over into the community. Two council members, Larry Hatfield and Bernie Brown, have been advised from their attorney not to attend any city council meetings for the time being following the lawsuit they filed with the city about the legal process in which the new mayor was hired. [WHAS11]

Kentucky Attorney General Andy Beshear has lost his bid to defend a state law designed to protect life insurance benefits. [H-L]

Woah, woah, woah. Someone is messing with the space-time continuum. A pedestrian accident involving a JCPS bus! [WLKY]

President Barack Obama unleashed Thursday on Republicans who blame him for the rise of Donald Trump, noting that they are the ones who have fed the anger and worst instincts of their base throughout this administration. [HuffPo]

But wait… Here’s yet another pedestrian accident involving a child. [WAVE3]

Friday, August 30, 2013, the day the feckless Barack Obama brought to a premature end America’s reign as the world’s sole indispensable superpower—or, alternatively, the day the sagacious Barack Obama peered into the Middle Eastern abyss and stepped back from the consuming void—began with a thundering speech given on Obama’s behalf by his secretary of state, John Kerry, in Washington, D.C. The subject of Kerry’s uncharacteristically Churchillian remarks, delivered in the Treaty Room at the State Department, was the gassing of civilians by the president of Syria, Bashar al-Assad. [The Atlantic]

Kentuckians have judged their own health in the latest Kentucky Health Issues Poll. The biggest group of respondents—43 percent—reported their health as “very good or excellent.” The percentage of adults who said their health was either “good” or “fair or poor” was pretty close at 26 percent and 31 percent, respectively. [WFPL]

Eric O’Grey knew he was in trouble. His weight had ballooned to 320 pounds, and he was spending more than $1,000 a month on medications for high blood pressure, Type 2 diabetes and high cholesterol. [NPR]

When tolls go into effect later this year on several of the area’s bridges, frequent drivers can get a reduced rate. But businesses won’t be eligible for a discount. [Business First]

Hoosiers are showing their state pride as communities across the state find unique ways to celebrate Indiana’s Bicentennial. [News & Tribune]

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