Another day, another damn shooting here in Possibility City! Just the cost of doing business, apparently. [WDRB]

Sorry, constables are only useful in rural Kentucky. They should not be a thing in cities like Louisville and Lexington. [WFPL]

Is this the most hyped up promo John Boel has ever done? Trying his hardest to scare the bejeebers out of meemaws everywhere for something as stupid as whatever it is he’s hyping. [WAVE3]

Told ya so. The only two that count are the FBI and OAG, as EBEC is a joke. The FBI, Kentucky attorney general’s office and Kentucky Executive Branch Ethics Commission are investigating an allegation made more than a year ago that a former Beshear administration official pressured subordinates to contribute to the governor’s re-election campaign. [C-J/AKN]

Here’s a good look at how to tell one teeny tiny part of a story. And an example of how mainstream outlets often gloss over, well, everything. [WHAS11]

Remember Todd Eklof? He’s finally marrying people in Washing. The gays. He’s marrying the gays. [Spokesman-Review]

What? A school bus accident in Louisville? That is so rare and never, ever happens. [WLKY]

Did you know? The city is selling some fancy trolleys and they’re going for cheap. [Click the Clicky]

Can’t someone over in Southern Indiana help Erin “Joanie” Moran out? [HuffPo]

Jefferson County Master Commissioner Edith Halbleib projects that there will be 2,316 foreclosure sales in Louisville this year, a 12.3 percent increase from the 2,061 sales last year. Everything is puppies and rainbows. [Business First]

Revised plans for the Big Four Station were presented to Jeffersonville residents at a public hearing held Saturday. The design for the park, which will sit at the foot of the Big Four pedestrian and bicycle bridge, was modified from the plans that had originally been presented in July by the Estopinal Group. [News & Tribune]

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