19 thoughts on “Jerry, Greg & Papaw Bridge Caption Contest Time

  1. Q: Greg, Papaw and Danieyells are talking to each other, but who in the hell is the Cabbage Head talking to?
    A: Himself, he’s done gone daffy.

  2. “A Good-Bye Scene”

    Mitch: “Fortunately, this will be my last freakin’ meeting with you guys. I’m headed to the Purdue presidency.”

    Jerry: “You gotta be kiddin’, Mitch. Little ole you?

    Greg: “Too good for us now, Mitch?”

    Steve: “We know how lame college honchos can be. We see it all the time at UofL. Maybe go over there for lessons on fightin’ embezzlement?”

  3. Steve: You know what I think I’m gonna’ do?

    Mitch: What?

    Steve: I’m gonna’ go home, have me a little nap, and then go over to Thelma Lou’s and watch a little TV.

    Mitch: Mmm-hmm.

    Steve: Yeah, I believe that’s what I’ll do. Go home… have a nap… and then over to Thelma Lou’s for TV.

    Greg: Mmm. that’s a good idea

    Steve: Yep, that’s the plan. Home… little nap… then…

    Jerry: [interrupting] For the love of Mike *do* it!
    [shouts] Do it! Just *do* it! Go take a nap, go to Thelma Lou’s for TV, just *do it*!

  4. Steve is telling the others, “I know this bridge has been a long time comin so if you don’t mind I want to start the ceremony with one of my favorite sayins. Fly away buzzard, fly away crow, way down south where the winds don’t blow. Rub your nose and give two winks and save us from this awful jinx.

  5. Mitch..Hey what is up with that Antique bus you guys came over here on.

    Steve. aww that thing. it was new when we started this plan. we were going to use it to bring the 1st passengers across the bridge.

    Guy on the right.. Hey Happy Pants why in the hell are you always twirling that Fking wedding ring on your finger. is something wrong with you!!!!!!. every time I see you. you are playing with that thing!!!!!. give it a Fking break man !!!

  6. Actually Indiana wouldn’t put up with the three lackeys that all hang all over each others words. Greg, Jerry, and Stevie couldn’t win an election in Indiana if they wanted to because people in Indiana wouldn’t fall for their bullcrap.

  7. Steve: I am sick and tired of sending out memos to Jerry and his staff. I asked that he show up with a long sleeve blue shirt and to roll up his shirt sleeves like the common people of Ky and IN. No…he has to show up in his Brook Brothers suit, mongramed white shirt with cuff links and a pair of alligator shoes. If his head gets any bigger we are going to have to hire a photographer who specializes in wide angel shots.

  8. Debbie Linning Michals: YOU WIN. Mayor Happy Pants needs a size 16 hat and a size 48 pant. On the hat, he’s reminiscent of the old saw about Geo. W. Bush — All hat and no cattle.

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