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It’s Brave Patriot Photo Caption Contest Time

August 23rd, 2012 by admin · 20 Comments

We definitely need a Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker photo caption contest.

So here she is at a farmer’s market holding a tomato:


You know what to do.

Keep it funny and semi-clean.

Tags: Contests · Metro Council · Politics · Republican Party

20 responses so far ↓

  • 1 NN // Aug 23, 2012 at 10:33 am

    When Mickey Mouse turns his back on you, you know you are REALLY bad.

  • 2 JasonL // Aug 23, 2012 at 11:18 am

    “Is this spelled T-O-M-A-T-O-E like I was taught in bible school?”

  • 3 el bobbo // Aug 23, 2012 at 11:39 am

    I would like to introduce my new campaign manager, tom tomatoe.

  • 4 Coughin coffins // Aug 23, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    A fresh one! My experience is mostly with rotten tomatoes.

  • 5 Bill // Aug 23, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    Mexicans pick these right?

  • 6 willy // Aug 23, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    I f you weren’t taking my picture I would hide this plump red tomato in my suitcase size purse

  • 7 Novena // Aug 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    “No Tomate Verde for Sale”

    Marilyn: “Claro que no tomatillos, you jerks! I buy only RED Amurkin tomatoes. Tomate verde are poisonous.”

  • 8 Cathi // Aug 23, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    You say “to-ma-toe”, I say “to-mah-to”
    You say “Muslim”, I say “Muslin”
    You say “Marriage”, I say “Civil Union”
    Tomatoe, tomahto
    Muslim, Muslin
    Marriage, Civil Union
    Let’s call the whole campaign off…

  • 9 Polar // Aug 23, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    Gee, I wonder what this funny round object does? Can you tell me what it is?

  • 10 James Terry // Aug 23, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    Gay free, Mexican free from a Jesus tree!

  • 11 lateshiftatthezoo // Aug 23, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Hi I’m Marilyn Parker. this is a Tomato. and I’am a Nut

  • 12 Mark1963 // Aug 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    “Just as red as my neck”

  • 13 Jack // Aug 23, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    Tomato…the other red meat.

  • 14 Novena // Aug 23, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    “Move Over, Rachel”

    Woman with Mickey Mouse shirt: “See that crazy woman holdin’ the big fat tomato? She thinks she’s Rachel Ray.”

  • 15 Gary Guss // Aug 23, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    I didn’t know you could buy apples this time of year

  • 16 Steve // Aug 24, 2012 at 8:47 am

    This tomato would have been much bigger if Obama had not created the drought to run farmers out of business. Elect me and I will help repeal his drought act.

  • 17 Debbie Linnig Michals // Aug 24, 2012 at 11:46 am

    Instead of growing tomatoes as an alternate crop in Kentucky, I fully support growing hemp!

  • 18 Novena // Aug 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    “Not the Apple of My Eye”

    Marilyn: “It is with this kind of apple that Eve set humankind on a downward swing forever. Women should have known their place from day one. The fruit looks good, but it is really BAD for you.”

  • 19 Steve // Aug 24, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    “The illegals are forcing our farmers to grow tomato and if elected I will work to send them all back to Arizona where they came from. Help me take America back”

  • 20 Debbie Linnig Michals // Aug 24, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Tonight, I am going to surprise my husband with a cucumber, tomato and mushroom salad. He will be so proud of me, I found the mushrooms growing wild in the back yard!

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