We definitely need a Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker photo caption contest.
So here she is at a farmer’s market holding a tomato:
You know what to do.
Keep it funny and semi-clean.
It’s Brave Patriot Photo Caption Contest Time
August 23rd, 2012 by admin · 20 Comments
Tags: Contests · Metro Council · Politics · Republican Party
20 responses so far ↓
1 NN // Aug 23, 2012 at 10:33 am
When Mickey Mouse turns his back on you, you know you are REALLY bad.
2 JasonL // Aug 23, 2012 at 11:18 am
“Is this spelled T-O-M-A-T-O-E like I was taught in bible school?”
3 el bobbo // Aug 23, 2012 at 11:39 am
I would like to introduce my new campaign manager, tom tomatoe.
4 Coughin coffins // Aug 23, 2012 at 12:36 pm
A fresh one! My experience is mostly with rotten tomatoes.
5 Bill // Aug 23, 2012 at 1:13 pm
Mexicans pick these right?
6 willy // Aug 23, 2012 at 1:35 pm
I f you weren’t taking my picture I would hide this plump red tomato in my suitcase size purse
7 Novena // Aug 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm
“No Tomate Verde for Sale”
Marilyn: “Claro que no tomatillos, you jerks! I buy only RED Amurkin tomatoes. Tomate verde are poisonous.”
8 Cathi // Aug 23, 2012 at 2:53 pm
You say “to-ma-toe”, I say “to-mah-to”
You say “Muslim”, I say “Muslin”
You say “Marriage”, I say “Civil Union”
Tomatoe, tomahto
Muslim, Muslin
Marriage, Civil Union
Let’s call the whole campaign off…
9 Polar // Aug 23, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Gee, I wonder what this funny round object does? Can you tell me what it is?
10 James Terry // Aug 23, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Gay free, Mexican free from a Jesus tree!
11 lateshiftatthezoo // Aug 23, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Hi I’m Marilyn Parker. this is a Tomato. and I’am a Nut
12 Mark1963 // Aug 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm
“Just as red as my neck”
13 Jack // Aug 23, 2012 at 6:37 pm
Tomato…the other red meat.
14 Novena // Aug 23, 2012 at 10:24 pm
“Move Over, Rachel”
Woman with Mickey Mouse shirt: “See that crazy woman holdin’ the big fat tomato? She thinks she’s Rachel Ray.”
15 Gary Guss // Aug 23, 2012 at 11:39 pm
I didn’t know you could buy apples this time of year
16 Steve // Aug 24, 2012 at 8:47 am
This tomato would have been much bigger if Obama had not created the drought to run farmers out of business. Elect me and I will help repeal his drought act.
17 Debbie Linnig Michals // Aug 24, 2012 at 11:46 am
Instead of growing tomatoes as an alternate crop in Kentucky, I fully support growing hemp!
18 Novena // Aug 24, 2012 at 12:40 pm
“Not the Apple of My Eye”
Marilyn: “It is with this kind of apple that Eve set humankind on a downward swing forever. Women should have known their place from day one. The fruit looks good, but it is really BAD for you.”
19 Steve // Aug 24, 2012 at 1:06 pm
“The illegals are forcing our farmers to grow tomato and if elected I will work to send them all back to Arizona where they came from. Help me take America back”
20 Debbie Linnig Michals // Aug 24, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Tonight, I am going to surprise my husband with a cucumber, tomato and mushroom salad. He will be so proud of me, I found the mushrooms growing wild in the back yard!
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