What a sad week. Former mayoral candidate and important microwave zapping sexpert Connie Marshall (here & here) was arrested yesterday after leading police on a pursuit and dragging an officer with her car.
She was apparently trying to file trespassing charges against LG&E (please, hold your laughter, this is Connie Marshall we’re talking about).
Here’s the story about Connie’s brave stand from WHAS11:
Just this March she was in Washington, D.C. telling a presidential commission that she had never been involved in any criminal activity:
That wasn’t true for long.
Maybe LG&E was trying to “zap her booty” with “microwaves”?
The world may never know.