Best pee alert EVER!
BRAVE PATRIOT Marilyn Parker won her race for Metro Council.
It’s a dream come true for writers like us who, you know, love batshiz crazy birthers.
Let’s take a trip down the BRAVE PATRIOT Marilyn Parker memory hole of craziness:
- Crazy Teabagger Running for Congress [September 2, 2009]
- Some Crazy Tuesday Winger Political Antics [September 8, 2009]
- More Marilyn Parker Political Insanity [September 11, 2009]
- More Marilyn Parker Teabagger/Birther Failure [September 15, 2009]
- Okay, Marilyn Parker Is Like a Hemorrhoid [September 16, 2009]
- An Update from Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker [September 22, 2009]
- Is Marilyn Parker Smoking Marijuana Cigarettes? [September 23, 2009]
- Marilyn Parker Said Something! [September 24, 2009]
- True Patriot Marilyn Parker Will Win [September 30, 2009]
- Brave Patriot Warrior On the Radio Tonight! [October 1, 2009]
- Brave Patriot Warrior Marilyn Parker on the Radio [October 6, 2009]
- Marilyn Parker is the New Sonny Landham [October 9, 2009]
- Let’s Play a Game: Who Would Win? Part 3 [October 22, 2009]
- Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker Makes Shiz Up [October 23, 2009]
- Marilyn Parker’s a Gift That Keeps On Giving [October 26, 2009]
- Marilyn Parker Gets Republican Competition [October 27, 2009]
- Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker Teabags Yarmuth [November 3, 2009]
- Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker Calls It Quits [January 5, 2010]
- Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker Is Alive & Well! [March 24, 2010]
- Spotted At The JCPS Tax Hike Meeting [August 24, 2010]
- Marilyn Parker A Fool? Nah, Try Idiot [September 1, 2010]
- Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker, Political Genius [September 2, 2010]
- Sometimes We Get Awesome Emails, Too [September 3, 2010]
- Political Genius Party Is Pure Genius [September 7, 2010]
- Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker Spreads The Crazy [January 11, 2011]
- Marilyn Parker: Lying Fool Or Just Embarrassing? [January 14, 2011]
- Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker Teabags The Facts [March 16, 2011]
- Brave Patriot Marilyn Parker Is Truly Batshiz [May 2, 2011]
We’ll leave it up to you, dear readers, to come up with the funniest of the crazy.
We can’t wait to get gay married to her by a Muslin just for fun! (Remember when she freaked out over that?) And can’t wait to hear more about why she thinks segregation is okay, the New World Order (seriously), why Muslims are responsible for Katrina, among other things.