This was published on Page One this morning but it’s worth sharing here. Because of the meemaws.
Can you imagine being an average meemaw watching the news this week?
Serial killer in New Albany, horse sexytimer in Louisville, bridges drama, Mr. Unforgettable is a crook, hail storms are ruining everything, there’s some tart (you know meemaws are afraid of Cyndi Lauper) leading the Pegasus Parade, all the kids are fat, Medicaid is falling apart in Eastern Kentucky, Nobama went to Afghannystan to yell about the foreigns some more, Alecia Webb-Edgington says she’s gonna take her gun to Warshington and Mitch McConnell won’t even go see the Wildcats at the White House!
Meemaw probably needs to up her blood pressure medicine and her water pill for the weekend.
You better pray for meemaw and take her a box of Crunch ‘n Munch on your lunch break. Her nerves are shot and she probably doesn’t even feel like going to Kroger on this most holy of days – Senior Citizen Discount Day.