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ALERT! GET WAVE3 A FAINTING COUCH! STAT!

March 29th, 2012 by jake · 8 Comments

Oh noes! Somebody get WAVE3 a fainting couch!

Lookit:

What happened to civil discourse? Why is our language so coarse now? We don’t have total control over our lot in life – but we do control how we conduct ourselves.

-SNIP-

Celebrate your candidate for President in the coming months without tearing down the other candidate.

-SNIP-

We offend no one when we aren’t profane.

Be sure not to use language that makes Ken Selvaggi’s delicate sensibilities twist up, shoo.

That’ll solve everybody’s problems.

Tags: Hype · WAVE

8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 WAVE // Mar 29, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    get a life jake!

  • 2 jake // Mar 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Get a sense of humor and stop trying to fuck your way to the top, Miss WHAS11 reporter. You social climbers are the worst. Remember when you tried to hump every candidate you could get your hands on last year? And when you meddled in your coworkers’ relationships? Shoo.

    And maybe stop getting shit faced at 21C and trying to blow people in the restroom in the middle of the work day. You’re not setting a very good example for your offspring.

    But thanks for the concern trolling!

  • 3 Roger // Mar 29, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Hey, now >that< sounds interesting…

  • 4 jake // Mar 29, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    Seriously. All this woman does is trash her colleagues and try to break people down when they actually do a terrific job reporting news.

    She spends half her time trashing people at HAS and the rest of the time foaming at the mouth about WAVE.

    Meanwhile, FOX41/WDRB/whatever it is these days continues to have actual reporters who aren’t petty and nasty.

  • 5 Melvin // Mar 29, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    Come on Jake can we get some initials as to who it is? Give us a little hint! BK? AF?

  • 6 Melvin // Mar 29, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    or what about a CC? That might be a good guess

  • 7 I'm So Sure, Helen // Mar 30, 2012 at 2:20 am

    Jake, (sob) why are you trying to sabotage Selvaggi’s efforts to reach out-of-control, hormone-ridden teenage evildoers through heartfelt rap so they might have an Oprah Winfrey Light Bulb Moment before getting hopped up on drugs and alcohol and burning down Louisville before/during/after the UL/UK game thingy, before their parents get a chance to do it on election day! WHY?

  • 8 jake // Mar 30, 2012 at 7:10 am

    HAHAHA

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