The prosecution of Old Dirty Judy Green has cost Louisville a whopping $129,609 and counting. And she should be forced to pay every cent of it back. [C-J/AKN]

Oh, look, it’s Greg Stumbo spending even more of your tax dollars appealing the ruling that threw out legislative redistricting. [H-L]

The Animal Legal Defense Fund once again ranks Kentucky the worst when it comes to animal cruelty. [WKYT]

That “petition” regarding Brownsboro Road sidewalks? Look at it. Half of them are from the same people. Many Dahlem employees and family. And many of them surrounding Bob Gunnell. Isn’t it hilarious that a janky hair salon is pissed that there’s going to be a turn lane? In what world is it necessary for cars to travel 55MPH past a cut n curl for it to be successful? Hahaha. This is the biggest mess of wealthy white people being afraid that a black person may be able to walk near their business or wealthy neighborhood that we’ve ever seen. [FOX41]

Remember when Jerry Abramson screwed around with firefighters and their money? Look what it’s costing Louisville now. [C-J/AKN]

The local press finally realized Joe Riffe’s story is relevant. And Neal Richmond was forced to issue a half-hearted statement after months of playing pat-a-cake. [WAVE3]

We believe those large puppet things that walk around 21C all the time should be hacked up and burned in a pile, out of fear. But this Puppet Prom thing is probably okay. [Consuming Louisville]

We’ll say it again: The woman that crazy constable guy shot may be a hot mess. That does not excuse his ridiculous behavior. [WHAS11]

Mitch Daniels says the Sherman Minton Bridge may reopen before the March 1 deadline. [Business First]

There are so, so many things that could be said about Eric King at the Kosair Shrine Circus. [WLKY]

HAHAHA, are you all about to pee over this fight among councilcritter Republicans and whackjob Marilyn Parker? HAHAHAHA. We need her to win for the sake of comedy. [WFPL]

Looks like Little Todd Hollenbach has more than a few problems on his hands in Frankfort. Funny how those things never come out until after an election. [Page One Here & Here]