Metro Gubmint hopes to sign a new contract with Insight Communications before the sale of Time Warner goes through. Will Louisville get effed in the goat you-know-what? [WFPL]

You wanted proof that Jim King was lying his skinny ass off (he lost like 800 pounds – copycat!) when he said he had a good working relationship with Greg Fischer? Here’s your proof. [C-J/AKN]

Greg Fischer is set to interview candidates for police chief this week. Will he select the best candidate? Don’t hold your breath. [FOX41]

We’re still loosely alarmed that these are the people in charge of making sure the University of Louisville Hospital isn’t a nightmare. [The 'Ville Voice]

Louisville needs more places like Capital Cellars in Frankfort. [H-L]

There is some sort of open house thing for Valentine’s Day on East Market Street. [Consuming Louisville]

Not all of New Albany is a disaster. The community came together to help this family who lost their home in a family. [WAVE3]

Even Business First is noting that Greg Fischer, Jim King and other councilcritters don’t have a good working relationship. [Business First]

Dear Joni Jenkins: Why are you allowing these fools to rob banks in Shively?! [WHAS11]

Wondering how the state’s top two political parties are spending their wads of cash? Take a look at year-end report highlights from the Federal Election Commission. [Page One]

That crazy constable guy is getting arraigned today. What will go down? Will this story ever go away? [WLKY]

Sometimes it’s tough to believe that raw milk is still illegal. To the point that law enforcement will raid your joint to seize the milk. Thank goodness we don’t drink real milk. [H-L]