35 thoughts on “It’s Time For A Greg Fischer Caption Contest

  1. “Whoah. Settle down people. The last thing I want to do at a press conference is answer a bunch of questions.”

  2. whoah hold it down people I never said I would straighten out LMAS and metro parks don’t you folks know by now I like my animals dead and my parks officials drunk

  3. Then the Mayor sang to those attending. “The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout.
    Down came the rain and washed the spider out . . . . . . “

  4. “Everyone remain calm. The gas you are smelling is not coming from ass. It’s coming from my mouth.”

  5. Whoa ! What!?! There are how many agencies associated with Metro Government? Here I thought I it was my office, stupid facebook post , photo in Voice, cake, my office, stupid facebook post, cake. I didn’t know it was going to be this hard! I’ll ask my facebook friends if they have any idea how hard this Mayor thing is.

  6. My campaign account is here and the inaug. account is here. So you can see how easy it was to get Ed Hart’s check here instead of there.

  7. All together now, Greg is a good guy, we like him, Greg is a good guy, we love him. Shadiqua, why aren’t they singing? Make them sing! Gotta love me, I’m the Mayor!!

  8. Thank you for your very warm welcome MSD board members. I think we have created enough distractions that the media is no longer looking at you.

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