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It’s Time For A Greg Fischer Caption Contest

January 31st, 2012 by jake · 35 Comments

Oh, look, it’s Greg Fischer:


So make your comments funny.

Tags: Contests · Greg Fischer

35 responses so far ↓

  • 1 OHHAI // Jan 31, 2012 at 10:03 am

    “Her ass was THIIIIIIIIS WIDE!”

  • 2 Rosebuds // Jan 31, 2012 at 11:08 am

    LOL…. ohhai FTW!!!

  • 3 Phil // Jan 31, 2012 at 11:28 am

    To OWS: “OK, just settle down”

  • 4 IT'S GREEEEGGGGGG // Jan 31, 2012 at 11:33 am

    HEY GURL, I SEEN YOU WAS LOOKIN HONGRY

  • 5 PKC // Jan 31, 2012 at 11:45 am

    “I once caught a fish this big!”

  • 6 Roger // Jan 31, 2012 at 11:55 am

    “Whoah. Settle down people. The last thing I want to do at a press conference is answer a bunch of questions.”

  • 7 Phil // Jan 31, 2012 at 11:55 am

    lol, roger!

  • 8 Phil // Jan 31, 2012 at 11:56 am

    I was there for that and once he was done talking he jetted.

  • 9 Jack // Jan 31, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    and when I woke up and I was mayor! I can’t believe it either.

  • 10 Novena // Jan 31, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    “Hang On, Moses”

    “Ladies and gents, I will build a bridge this wide.”

  • 11 Gary Guss // Jan 31, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Hooookey Pokey ! Thats what its all about !

  • 12 milkandbrandy // Jan 31, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    whoah hold it down people I never said I would straighten out LMAS and metro parks don’t you folks know by now I like my animals dead and my parks officials drunk

  • 13 Jared // Jan 31, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    “Christy Brown’s puppet strings on me are this long.”

  • 14 matty ice // Jan 31, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    “Hold on a minute, Atticus!”

  • 15 Steve // Jan 31, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Then the Mayor sang to those attending. “The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout.
    Down came the rain and washed the spider out . . . . . . “

  • 16 Rosebuds // Jan 31, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    you peeps are good. roger and gregggggggg have my votes

  • 17 terry // Jan 31, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    I can do better than the last mayor. I can tell a lie thisss biggg. !!!

  • 18 Phil // Jan 31, 2012 at 5:01 pm

    I agree with Rosebuds, Roger has my vote as well.

  • 19 Chris // Jan 31, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Guys, guys, seriously, I invented this machine that serves ice and drinks while I was still in the womb!

  • 20 The Tim // Jan 31, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Don’t taze me, bro.

  • 21 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    “I can go only this long without lying”

  • 22 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    “Everyone remain calm. The gas you are smelling is not coming from ass. It’s coming from my mouth.”

  • 23 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    “Oh shit!” ” Who in the hell let Ed Hart in?” Saaaaaaaaaaadiquaaaaaaaa!

  • 24 Barbara // Jan 31, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Whoaa, don’t shoot officer. I never touched that inauguration money.

  • 25 G'town Reader // Jan 31, 2012 at 8:29 pm

    “I won’t get my distracting facial moles removed until they get THIS big.”

  • 26 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Whoa ! What!?! There are how many agencies associated with Metro Government? Here I thought I it was my office, stupid facebook post , photo in Voice, cake, my office, stupid facebook post, cake. I didn’t know it was going to be this hard! I’ll ask my facebook friends if they have any idea how hard this Mayor thing is.

  • 27 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    I do this much less than Jim King

  • 28 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    My campaign account is here and the inaug. account is here. So you can see how easy it was to get Ed Hart’s check here instead of there.

  • 29 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    I spent this much time in Ms. Scott’s district.

  • 30 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    Hey! Hey! HEEEEEY! Can I get some Activia to go along with my silver spoon?

  • 31 totalfailure // Jan 31, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    I’m a panderer and I know it… lie a bit…lie a bit… I’m a panderer and I know it…

  • 32 ed haliday // Feb 1, 2012 at 12:39 am

    Quiet down please, I can’t hear myself lie!!!!!

  • 33 Cavemouse // Feb 1, 2012 at 7:33 am

    All together now, Greg is a good guy, we like him, Greg is a good guy, we love him. Shadiqua, why aren’t they singing? Make them sing! Gotta love me, I’m the Mayor!!

  • 34 el bobbo // Feb 1, 2012 at 8:14 am

    Welcome to hoggwarts!!!

  • 35 Steve // Feb 1, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Thank you for your very warm welcome MSD board members. I think we have created enough distractions that the media is no longer looking at you.

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