That sound you hear? It’s Chase Cain, “reality” show actor, taking a news job at a station in Tampa. [How Fancy]

Really? It’s necessary for ministers to rally for Judy Green? That’s what these professed people of faith and integrity want to do? They want to rally for a woman who admitted to being unethical? And saying Ole Judy is CHRIST-LIKE? REALLY? Are you flipping kidding me? What the flip kind of crack are these “ministers” smoking? ANd are they driving $100K cars while their church members wrestle with poverty? Jesus H. [WFPL]

In today’s Metro Council budget shenanigans, LMPD and Metro Public Works will be discussed. Note: Public comment will be heard on the proposed budget beginning at 5:00 P.M. this Thursday. [Press Release]

Thank goodness Tina Ward-Pugh, Kevin Kramer, Madonna Flood, Barbara Shanklin and Stuart Benson have the guts to start the machine to oust Judy Green. [WAVE3]

For the 41st day in a row Republican Party of Kentucky Chairman Steve Robertson questioned Jack Conway: “We are as tired of asking these questions as Jack Conway must be of dodging them,” said Robertson. “At this point, every day of this campaign becomes a historical marker in the final days of Jack Conway’s tenure as Attorney General.” [Press Release]

In more important news? On this day in history, Meriwether Lewis reached the Ohio River and Mary Kate and Ashley Olson were born. [Press Release]

Louisville’s Metro Council moved yesterday to impeach Judy Green’s corrupt ass. She gives women, non-whites, Louisvillians, Kentuckians, everyone a bad name. [WFPL]

It’s borderline insane that it took all kinds of public and private cat fights to get MSD to join the 20th (not 21st) Century. [C-J/AKN]

Today Congressman John Yarmuth urges Speaker of the House John Boehner to consider a more equitable tax structure. [Press Release]

We’d tell you to give blood, as Michelle suggests, but the gays aren’t allowed to give blood. Rather than lie about who you are, we don’t think you should go do it unless you absolutely feel it in your heart. But there IS a ‘Food Truck Ruckus’ on the 18th you should go to. [Consuming Louisville]

What are your thoughts on bike lanes? Do you use them? [Broken Sidewalk]

Jefferson County Public Schools is making changes to its busing procedure for the upcoming first day of school. [FOX41]