Somebody Stole Dougie Hawkins’ Crown!

We’ve definitely spent most of our afternoon feeling disgusted by Metro Animal Services and the utter level of inaction on the part of Greg Fischer.

The things we hear get worse every day.

So with all the negatives floating heavily in our offices, it makes sense to focus on something positive.

Okay, so it’s only positive in the sense that Louisville is no longer home to the most prominent fearer of non-whites in the Commonwealth. That title has been handed from Dougie Hawkins to State Senator Ray Jones, who is so afraid of the Messicans he can’t sit still.

Jones looks positively magnificent in that sombrero.