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A Thanksgiving Gabe Bullard Caption Contest

November 25th, 2010 by jake · 18 Comments

It’s a very special Thanksgiving Gabe Bullard Caption Contest time!

Here you go:


Please make it hilarious and as family-friendly as possible, as we are respectable pseudo adults here on this website.

Mr. WFPL is well-known for assaulting people with the radio wand. Very few are aware, however, that he is this fancy Kanye guy who sings that “Monster” song during Thanksgiving dinner.

Tags: Radio · Rumors · Scandal

18 responses so far ↓

  • 1 402kid // Nov 26, 2010 at 7:14 am

    Hey, look what I found in New Orleans when I was looking for wikipedia to get a quote for my next blog entry.

  • 2 GtownReader // Nov 26, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    Jake, it may be my old PC, but the clickety doesn’t click.

  • 3 Dan Klepal // Nov 26, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Is that some bling around your neck, or are you just happy to see me?

  • 4 Gil // Nov 26, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    “That’s right, I am Horus, so of Ra. Worship me!” (nice Egyptian bling)

  • 5 Gil // Nov 26, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    sorry should have read “son of Ra” not so of… oh well, the moment is lost

  • 6 SUlrich // Nov 26, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Gabe “Ralphie” Bullard winner of the 2010 You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out tournament proudly wears the trophy that he won at this year’s contest.

  • 7 Big Daddy // Nov 26, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    Check out my Mr T starter Kit!

  • 8 MarionCountyLine // Nov 27, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Commissioner Farmer declined to comment directly to the Ra, the sun god. This is Gabe Bullard, reporting.

  • 9 Mark H (Not Hebert) // Nov 27, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Yo yo yo, straight outta Cairo, cause I got no reason to lie to Ra.

  • 10 jake // Nov 27, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    Color me impressed that this city has not quoted the more, ahem, questionable Kanye lyrics for the caption contest.

  • 11 Gil // Nov 27, 2010 at 8:33 pm

    you mean like”Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall, for a chance to be with you, I’d gladly risk it all… Through the fire, through whatever come what may, for a chance at loving you, I’d take it all away. Right down through the wire, even through the fire”

  • 12 SUlrich // Nov 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    On the eve of his planet’s destruction, a scientist sends his son to Earth, where the baby is found and adopted by the Bullards, who name him Gabe. The boy soon learns that he has powers that other humans do not possess and determines that he will use them for good. Gabe grows up and moves to Louisville, where he works at WFPL and is well-known for assaulting the bad people with the radio wand his father sent with him.

  • 13 Robin // Nov 28, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    I am Iron Man.

  • 14 Jeff // Nov 29, 2010 at 4:12 am

    “I could have fed at least 50,000 people on Thanksgiving with $300,000, but I’d rather buy this stupid bird necklace”.

  • 15 Paul Jason Puckett // Nov 29, 2010 at 9:40 am

    “Recognize homies.”

  • 16 spencer // Nov 29, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    so im finishing a bowl of spinxz-o’s and you wouldnt believe the prize in the bottom of the box.
    Side note: it does open some portal in the bathroom when i where it and practice my disco dancing.

  • 17 Jeff // Nov 30, 2010 at 3:45 am

    I’m a rising star …..
    with my Scimitar and caviar.

    Sphinxin’ all the freaks in my pyramid hut ….
    sarcophagus, esophagus….
    I’m never in a rut.

  • 18 DangerBoy // Nov 30, 2010 at 8:05 am

    Pssst…want to buy an Ank? I have a Ra here too, barely used at all. Only worshiped by an old Egyptian woamn thousands of years ago. Make you a deal!