All right. You know how this works. But this time? Please keep it hilarious.
We all know Dougie Hawkins, proud protector of ignorance and Our White Women, has been put out on the curb by voters in the 25th Metro Council District.
So what should he do next? Move to a border state to protect everybody from the Messicans?
Maybe open a spray tan shop?
Let’s help him select a new career path with some terrific suggestions.