Yesterday Churchill Downs kicked off a HullabaLOU ticket auction to benefit the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

Included in the package:

• Two single-day front row VIP tickets to the HullabaLOU Music Festival with express entry via a private concierge escort
• A personal meet-and-greet with Kenny Chesney (Saturday, July 24)
• A photograph taken on the exclusive Churchill Downs clubhouse balcony, which overlooks the HullabaLOU Main Stage and iconic Twin Spires
• First-class airfare for two to Louisville (within the United States)
• A two-night stay in the Grand Suite at Galt House Hotel & Suites in downtown Louisville
• Dinner for two at the award-winning upscale restaurant RIVUE
• Limo service from the airport and Galt House to HullabaLOU, courtesy Xtreme Transportation.

Click here to dig deep into your pockets. Starting bid was $2,000.

It’s a nice move for helping the children, as Kathy Griffin would say. But. Uh. Get a load of this photo that came along with the press release:

Fine and dandy, you say? Well, take a closer look at the photograph to see just why I’m wholly grossed out.

See the rest after the jump – WARNING – could cause nightmares…