What the living shiz??? Are you kidding?

Look at this mess from some publication called nFOCUS, put out by the publishers of LEO Weekly:

When she was crowned Miss America in 2000, her experiences as a daughter of a disabled Vietnam Veteran compelled her to use her national platform to raise awareness of the struggles of military families and the various health care issues they fight. As she traveled the country, she gained a national perspective on Veterans’ issues, igniting a life-long passion to reconnect the community to the struggles of our American heroes. In 2005, she established the Heather French Foundation for Veterans, a nonprofit corporation that provides significant financial and educational support to community-based organizations that offer services in the areas of homelessness, healthcare, and housing.

“The Foundation is really for our nation’s heroes after their military service. We have tried to outreach to current enlisted personnel to encourage them to immediately go to their local veterans hospital, medical center, or Veterans Service Organization for assistance. It is so hard with current enlisted personnel because they just don’t see the writing on the wall yet. I have been on tours where I go to military bases and talked to these young kids. You can see their eyes kind of gloss over. I always tell them, if something happens to you in your military service medically and you get discharged, then you are going to want to call me or call a Veterans Service Organization. But don’t wait until then to identify where you need to go.”

Yes. They really printed all that.

After all the mess of her “foundation” being involved in Steve Henry’s little money scheme – it was named in the findings – for which he was convicted on three separate counts.

And it goes on:

Even with her latest endeavor in fashion design, she seeks to find opportunities to incorporate her passion. “I am always trying to find a way, even in something as seemingly unattached like fashion, to pull in veterans with it, because I think creativity helps to reach other audiences that may not be aware. Many of my clients have a veteran in their family and are very patriotic themselves. I think it would be a great thing for them to know they are contributing in some small way to help a hospitalized veteran.”

She smirks as she looks around her showroom, filled with her gorgeous creations, and says, “Now the military has not asked me to redesign their camouflage – but I could!” We have no doubt, Heather.

Yup. Miss Pro-America USA USA going to Red China to have all of her fashions produced. Funny how they don’t mention that.

OMG. I’m about to pass out from laughter.