River Fields: Panties All Atwist?

What the crap is with River Fields allegedly stealing hundreds of LEOs and threatening to sue the alt-weekly if it published a story about the whole mess?

When will this organization stop suing its critics and start working with the community to reach compromise and happiness for this beautiful city?

Nobody knows.

The organization has its lady garment all in a twist because it took out a full-page ad in this week’s LEO:

Somebody doth protest too much.

River Fields: an organization of the elite for the elite.