Hells yes it’s finally here! The official second birthday of Page One and the re-launch of The ‘Ville Voice! In just two short years we’ve published more than 3,800 (6,600+ including VV!) stories and have received tens of thousands of comments. Couldn’t be more grateful or excited to be doing what we’re doing. Couldn’t be more thankful that people of all political bents have made it a point to keep us going by participating in the ongoing poo storm we call Kentucky politics. There have been good times and bad and all of you – even the birthers and closet sex perverts in Frankfort – have helped make each of the past 730 days a little more awesome. Personally, you’ve helped me through some scary health situations, loss of loved ones and through some of the most exciting times of my own life. So thank you.

In celebration, it’s time to announce the winners of our first-ever Golden B.S. Awards. These lucky b.s.ers will receive a fancy pile of golden poo for all of the crap they’ve pulled and the damage they’ve done.

Elected officials, public appointees, reporters and public figures alike. They’re absolutely full of it. I know it, you know it, we all know it. Thank you, dear readers, for making the nomination process for all ten categories so fun and hilarious.

Now the good stuff. The winners. Picking each victor was tough, but, whatever. They can all suck it. Here we go.

CLICK HERE to see the winners for all ten categories!