It’s Day 4 of the Golden B.S. Awards in honor of Page One’s second birthday (August 13th!). Ten lucky (unlucky?) winners will receive a fancy pile of golden b.s., pictured at left. You know the drill.
Which elected officials, public officials, candidates, reporters, public figures, et al are absolutely full of it? We need your input!
Each day for the next eight days we’ll announce a new award category for which you may submit an unlimited number of nominees.
Previous Categories:
- Day One – Person Responsible for Legislation Requiring the Most Lubricant
- Day Two – Reporter Most Likely to Make You Kick Your Television, Burn Your Newspaper or Toss Your Computer.
- Day Three – Most Constipated Politician – For the Candidate Who Campaigned for Something and Was Counted On to Bring It…. But Couldn’t Produce Shit When the Pressure Was One.
So make sure you nominate someone for those categories.
After all nominations are received for all announced categories, we’ll announce the winners and promptly send along golden piles of poo to recipients. Let’s make this as scandalous and appropriate as possible.
Today’s category is:

Submit your nomination – along with your reasoning – by CLICKING HERE. Keep it funny!



