In Louisville? Would Like Your Help

I (Jake) just had a nice little accident (I’m 100% fine) and need your help if you live in the Louisville area.

Anyone know who drives a cherry red Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet that would be parked directly in front of Porcini on Frankfort Avenue at roughly 2:00 P.M. on a Friday? The jackass recklessly peeled out of a parking spot and into the front of my Jeep only to speed away like an idiot.

I know it’s not Tim Coury, the owner of Porcini. No worries there. Can’t be many of these rides in Louisville, though. If anyone reading has a clue, please pass it my way. Someone owes me for missing an important meeting and for the repair of my hunk of junk Cherokee.